The Failkips Strikes Back
In the aftermath of Sam Leeson's suicide, a Gloucestershire area newspaper published an extremely lulzy and not at all biased article about our very own David Failkips and his baleeted by JewTube video regarding the lil' an hero.
At first, Mr. Failkips spent over 9000 hours laughing his ass off that some newspaper in Great Britain actually took the time to write an article about a video that it took him five minutes to make. Then, the cumulative effect of the endless stream of hate mail from emos took its toll, and he briefly turned emo over it himself. All seemed lost, until Raptor Jesus miraculously restored his balls, and David Failkips suddenly awoke in the Waaaambulance, tore all the sticky heart rate measuring crap off his chest, and leapt from the Waaaambulance, doing a barrel roll in mid-air, to return to his Top Secret Laboratory to prepare his ultimate weapon against The Citizen, a TL;DR e-mail.
- 1 The Citizen's request for comment
- 2 The Response: The Failkips Strikes Back
- 3 The Immediate Aftermath
- 4 "Youths Against Crimes" jumps into the fray
- 4.1 The Youths Against Crimes message
- 4.2 The Response, in which things are again spelled out laboriously for newfags
- 4.3 Youths Against Crimes responds. ZOMG, Anonymous are Online Terrorists!
- 4.4 Failkips facepalms, and tries to talk some sense into those who support the Disney-ifying of the Internets
- 4.5 Youths Against Crimes continutes with their Unwarranted Self-Importance
- 5 Links, because you really want to read MOAR CRAP
- 6 See Also
The Citizen's request for comment
The day before the article was published, a reporter sent a message to Mr. Failkips via MySpace (LOLWUT?), which was ignored because David assumed that it was more emos trying to get Dox on him. When it turned out to be legit, Mr. Failkips shat brix.
—Matt Holmes, writing from http://www.myspace.com/forestermusic
The Response: The Failkips Strikes Back
After recovering from his temporary butthurt and faggotry, The Kips of Fail got Drunk and wrote the following TL;DR bullshit. Due to his tendency to be overly sincere once the initial euphoria of intoxication wears off, it ended up being more Serious Business than For The Lulz, but he tried, so he gets a gold star sticker for effort. Since there is no chance in hell of whatever the fuck that newspaper was called publishing any of it without heavily editing any choice quotes to make Mr. Failkips look like an even bigger faggot than he actually is.
The Immediate Aftermath
And then, after reviewing and wikifying the e-mail, David Failkips proclaimed, "God. I am a massive faggot," and promptly an hero'd. Oh, and he also did some shit nobody cares about on his Jewtube account, namely actually removing all of the supportive comments and leaving all the "ur a doodie hed" comments, for the lulz, naturally.
"Youths Against Crimes" jumps into the fray
On June 21, 2008, Youths Against Crimes, a website that apparently believes that bulling is rabbit on the Internet, contacted The Kips of Fail via YouTube. Failkips, being an Anon, had nothing better to do on a Saturday night, was of course there to respond. Enjoy, dear reader, the faggotry:
The Youths Against Crimes message
—Youths Against Crimes
The Response, in which things are again spelled out laboriously for newfags
—David Failkips, that goddamn namefag.
Youths Against Crimes responds. ZOMG, Anonymous are Online Terrorists!
—Youths Against Crimes
Failkips facepalms, and tries to talk some sense into those who support the Disney-ifying of the Internets
—The Kips Of Fail
Youths Against Crimes continutes with their Unwarranted Self-Importance
—Those pedophiles at Youths Against Crimes
Links, because you really want to read MOAR CRAP
- the crapfest article that prompted this faggotry
- Youths Against Crimes website, which appears to have been made in 1997.