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== T:GNA ==

I intend to modify that fugly template, especially if it breaks some PREG scripting. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 14:24, 22 January 2016 (EST)

: That's cool. I've just been doing other stuff so if you can update the template and include instructions and if illegals would stop raping women that would be great. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  15:17, 22 January 2016 (EST)

==Scripts==
Since you apparently want to do some scripts, I have a proposal for you. Instead of me going manually through unused images, perhaps you could script some of them. I was thinking that perhaps you could take some of the names from [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Image_Dumps|Image dumps]], and it will search through all of those. Like for instance it searches Brianna with the suffixes 1-1000. It would great if it searched all kinds of image formats. Would some proper pre and suffixes, I am sure it would get 98% correct. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 06:10, 28 January 2016 (EST)

==irc==

when are you available to talk about shit there, weasel?  {{unsigned|Tai "Rogue" Edgelord Cheney}}

Anonymous need your help please matyushidmitriy@gmail.com {{unsigned|Ddiimmoonn}}

== Re: Re: Rename ==

Okay, I've made my decision. I'd like to be renamed "KaneLives95." --[[User:LoverOfBats|LoverOfBats]] 14:42, 31 January 2016 (EST)

== can we make a ness memorial page ==

?? [[User:Meepsheep|<span style="color:#ff0000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]][[User talk:Meepsheep|<span style="color:#960000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|<span style="color:#590000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]] [[File:The best girl there ever was.png|25px]] 20:25, 31 January 2016 (EST)

== Sneazel ==

thanks for handling that. i'm in bed with "a cold" and haven't been paying much attention lately. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 14:39, 6 February 2016 (EST)
:yes plz. it's been freezing here lately. :3 -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:38, 6 February 2016 (EST)
::LOL AIDS. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 16:02, 6 February 2016 (EST)

==Removed Dox==
I removed the addresses and phone numbers for [[Geekgirl]] per the no dox rule.  I noticed there is a long edit history for her, so if I was wrong to remove the dox please let me know.  Thanks. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 14:51, 13 February 2016 (EST)

==Don't Worry==
I won't let you down, bro.  And thanks! - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 01:48, 17 February 2016 (EST)

== Bahleeted Cunt-tent==
I know that you will just send me dickpix, before you'll take the trip to Denmarkistan, so you can rape me in the night, so we can fall in love, and have hot steamy gay sex all the time, so we forget our important tasks here on ED, and then ED will wither and die without our precious input. So that's why I can't. Also a weasel and a cat, what would the children look like? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 04:38, 18 February 2016 (EST)

:A jaguarundi is science gone wrong. Just a prank bro. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 05:17, 18 February 2016 (EST)

::The etective one? It is bootiful. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 05:27, 18 February 2016 (EST)

::I will find you, and I will kill you. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 05:27, 18 February 2016 (EST)

==Moon Man==
What do you think of the text shadow shit I've used in the [[Moon Man]] article? I thought it needed to be moar white. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 10:58, 21 February 2016 (EST)
:Yeah. The worst part is not even the text but the links :D. I could make the shadow much darker, but then again, not so much KKK power. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 14:11, 21 February 2016 (EST)

==Trigger happy==
It seems that one who did shit to the [[Bonnie Combs]] shit was [http://www.tulsaworld.com/obituaries/deathnotices/death-notices-for-december/article_17b1fd6d-ed38-53f1-825f-52e8cfc880cf.html sorta right]. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 13:47, 23 February 2016 (EST)

==Cloudflare==
Is it half-way ded or something? It seems that some images and shit like [[Caveatipse|here]] ain't working. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 10:43, 28 February 2016 (EST)
:I found the problem. "sibin had a look". [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 10:53, 28 February 2016 (EST)

==BMO==
{{hashtag|Youdoknowthereisahashtagtemplate|You are gay}} [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 11:51, 3 March 2016 (EST)
:There. I think that solved it. Real nice coding there, Twitter. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 12:30, 3 March 2016 (EST)
::Speaking off Twitter, [https://twitter.com/EDdotSE/status/706555396807385092 this]. But according to the main page Drumpf is the main page, so the Twitter bot must be 2 days out, or some shit. Fix it. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 14:35, 6 March 2016 (EST)

== Locked Out of EDF ==

I stupidly locked myself out of EDF, and password reset won't send the email. Can you help me with that? - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 14:32, 9 March 2016 (EST)
===Re:===
I didn't receive an email. :( - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 17:06, 9 March 2016 (EST)
: OK, sent! - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 20:00, 9 March 2016 (EST)
:: Thank you! - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 21:48, 9 March 2016 (EST)

==Grease Monkey==
Thanks, but I was just browsing mediawiki, when I came across something I wanted to try out. Just to see how easy it would be to make a new navigation menu, so that the site is better for mobile users. I assume the upgrade to a mediawiki from this millenia is still underway? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 09:08, 14 March 2016 (EDT)
:I just think that a more responsive wiki would be better. So the site actually looked decent on mobile. I wanted to do something like Mediawiki.com has for mobile, where the left menu actually becomes a drop-down instead. The issue with this is that it will not allow ads there, for obvious reasons. But it would give a much needed 150-200 px, on a display that might only be 720 pixels wide. And to get people to use BNA/GNA, I think they need to be in the navigation menu. When you have to go to new pages, and then BNA.. just nope. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 12:50, 14 March 2016 (EDT)

==YouTube HTML5==
As you might have read [[Talk:Main_Page#HTML5_instead_of_Flash_on_embedded_videos|Here]] some fags want the YouTube embed to be HTML5 instead of shitty flash. And I think I found the way [https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/#/c/101672/3/YouTube.php here]. It just need [[you|a crat]] to access the YouTube.php and do some changes. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 05:30, 19 March 2016 (EDT)

==Grease Monkey==
Hey bae-bee I've been away for a while (somebody hurt my feelings) and my page looks like it contains viruses or something now. I don't know if that's just a fuck off to me. If it isn't then this is just a heads up. Dunno if it poses a risk to the site or not if it does consider this message a parting gift.
I'm so so sorry [[user:deadpriest]] 22:36

==Grease Monkey==
I realise now my work here was done; there isn't anywhere else it suited me to edit and I'd have just have been reaching for shit I cared about, I couldn't give a fuck about internet/popular culture.
Peace/See you in Hell [[user:deadpriest]] 22:40
:Re I replied on your talk. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 17:57, 10 April 2016 (EDT)

==Nintendo4life==
Looked through their contribs and compared them to 03bgood's, it's the same spam edits to some of the same articles before such as [[MrEnter]], [[Spax3]], and an ultra combo of edits to [[03bgood|his own article]]. Even other users such as Ivo and Lulzkiller pointed out this guy's spam. Banned him under the assumption that it was a sockpuppet of 03's. [[User:1sam234|1sam234]] 17:51, 11 April 2016 (EDT)

==You are still alive?==
Damn. Waste of good bubbly water. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 05:35, 19 April 2016 (EDT)

== S5 Notice and Letter Before Action ==
Unfortunately, as the response to my complaint was 'fuck off', so ...

=== S5 Notice ===
NOTICE OF COMPLAINT
SECTION 5, DEFAMATION ACT 2013 (UNITED KINGDOM)
The Defamation (Operators of Websites) Regulations 2013 SI 2013/3028

In this notice DA refers to the Defamation Act 2013 and DAR refers to Statutory Instrument 2013/3028 also called The Defamation (Operators of Websites) Regulations

THIS DOCUMENT IS A COMPLAINT UNDER DA SECTION 5 (3) (b).

DA s5 (6) (a) My name is Samuel Smith, I also use the pen name Matthew Hopkins (a historic figure)
DAR s2 (a) The email address at which I may be contacted is
matthopkins@thewitchfindergeneral.com

DA s5 (6) (c) The statements complained of are at the following URLs -
(I) https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Vordrak

DA s5 (6) (b) and DAR s2 (b) – (c) The statements complained of read -
(I) '"[...]KNOWN CHILD MOLESTOR[...]"' and '"[...] Samuel Collingwood Smith is a Pedophile and Child Rapist [...]"' and all of the associated statements under that heading

•	The defamatory meaning imputed to these statements, accompanied by my photograph, is an allegation that I am a paedophile and child rapist.

DAR s2 (d) I confirm that I do not have sufficient information to bring proceedings against the authors of the statements, the users named LikeICare and KiwiDynastia because they are using pseudonyms and do not give contact details and because it is the policy of the website Encyclopedia Dramatica to conceal the identities of its editors and operators.

DAR s5 (e) I consent to my name and email address being disclosed to the users @LikeICare and @KiwiDynastia and anyway it is written above.

=== Letter Before Action ===
11 By the Mount
Welwyn Garden City
Hertfordshire
AL7 3SY

Saturday, 14 May 2016

Dear LikeICare, KiwiDynastia and ED Bureaucrats,

Letter Before Action

I WRITE FORMALLY TO COMPLY WITH THE PRACTICE DIRECTION ON  PRE-ACTION CONDUCT AND ALSO THE PRE-ACTION PROTOCOL FOR DEFAMATION

Basically, before suing I have to write you a letter that complies with these rules here - [https://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/civil/protocol/prot_def https://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/civil/protocol/prot_def] and if you fail to comply I may issue the Court proceedings and you may be ordered to pay my costs.

And so ...

NAME OF CLAIMANT - Samuel Collingwood Smith
CLAIMANT ADDRESS - See above

DEFENDANTS -
(1) The user of the website 'EncyclopediaDramatica.se', LikeICare
(2) The user of the website 'EncyclopediaDramatica.se', KiwiDynastia
(3) The operators of the website 'EncyclopediaDramatica.se', subject to their not responding in the correct form to the S5 notice above.

PUBLICATIONS COMPLAINED OF -
Per the S5 Notice Accompanying this Letter

WORDS AND MEANINGS COMPLAINED OF -
Per the S5 Notice Accompanying this Letter

REASONS FOR FACTUAL DISPUTE -
The Defendant cannot possible prove these allegations, which are put up in retaliation because I got their friend's website KiwiFar.ms taken down by its host Gandi.net (which confirmed there really was child pornography there).

REMEDIES SOUGHT -
Damages and an injunction. These would ordinarily be very large, but the Defendants may be impecunious so for the purposes of this action, will issue a claim for £10,000 but apply to amend when and if their identities are revealed.

An application for interim relief to remove the statements will be sought, along with an application to block the website entirely within the United Kingdom. Costs on the indemnity basis are sought for refusing to reply to the complaint in a reasonable fashion.

The user KiwiDynastia also uses Twitter and an order for disclosure of his identifying information will be sought. He may wish to avoid this.

'''Date for Response'''
Immediately, and in any event no later than 9am GMT 16/05/2016.

Kind regards,

Sam Smith

I am not joking and see no downside to this. Draft N1 is below to underline the point ---> :)

[[File:N1DraftVordrak.png]]

== CheckUser ==

Hi, I'm wondering if I could be granted CheckUser rights. I suspect a possible confidence trick: a single person using one account to "warn" me and gain my trust while using another account to attack me.

*[[Special:Contributions/Shen1986]] &ndash; the account [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:JuniusThaddeus&diff=897546 being used to gain my confidence].
*[[Special:Contributions/BigAl]] &ndash; the account [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Atlantid&diff=897559 being used to attack me].

[http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=21905 Shen1986 was an old foe of Atlantid], but that was years ago, and the "Shen1986" that appeared here could be an impersonator trying to gain my trust. I might be wrong, but I find it strange that "Shen1986" would pop out of nowhere, years after his clash with Atlantid, to prevent "BigAl" from "trying to mislead" me. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 07:36, 14 May 2016 (EDT)
:Okay, thanks. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 11:20, 14 May 2016 (EDT)

==Ded==
I thought you were dead. But once again you disappoint by your mere presence. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 10:33, 6 June 2016 (EDT)
Why you still not ded? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 12:10, 22 August 2016 (EDT)

: your misery keeps me alive [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  14:31, 22 August 2016 (EDT)

==Reapplying==
I've come back to reapply as an editor.[[User:JohnathanNiggers|JohnathanNiggers]] 16:19, 13 July 2016 (EDT)

== Videoframe ==

You suck dicks. But on the [[Game Theory]] page, the videoframe is all out of wack. But if I put center tags around the youtube tags, it worked fine. That is a bit weird. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 09:15, 31 August 2016 (EDT)

== email ==

'''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:2px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 03:00, 7 October 2016 (EDT)

== Squeak? ==

Whoa, what happened? I feel like I just woke up from a very long sleep. A lot of my stuff is missing, and [[User:Vermin|my den]] has been vandalized. I'm going to need some time to recuperate. Hope you're well on your end.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 13:59, 13 October 2016 (EDT)
:Very funny, jerk. It still shows as [[Kittens]]. Not [[Template:Kitties|Kitties]], but Kittens.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 21:26, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

: tbh i didnt do anything might be a caching issue. on some image pages it says i have a new message even though i dont. also check EDF [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  21:41, 15 October 2016 (EDT)
::Yeah, that's what's showing as Kittens when I try to log in.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 23:53, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

== Mike the Græt ==

[[User:Mike the Great|Mike the Great]] wants his sysop privs back. They were removed a month or so ago due to inactivity, but he seems to be active again now. — [[User:GirlOnInternet|<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#800080;">GirlOnInternet</span>]] [[File:SquiglySmall.png|25px|link=User:GirlOnInternet]] 23:55, 14 October 2016 (EDT)
:eh i'll see if he sticks around and contributes in the main space. someone else might do it but those are my thoughts. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  01:20, 15 October 2016 (EDT)
::Understandable. Any thoughts on perhaps letting him have his EDitor privs back for now? — [[User:GirlOnInternet|<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#800080;">GirlOnInternet</span>]] [[File:SquiglySmall.png|25px|link=User:GirlOnInternet]] 01:52, 15 October 2016 (EDT)

:::quit jacking off your furry friends and give me axx. I have seniority, scrub. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}05:43, 16 October 2016 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}
::::If you thought this was bad, he's tempting me with his smelly feet {{EDFpost|909023|on the forums}}. But as a [[Old|senior]] you should know that privs aren't given to those who ask, they're given to those who work for them. Or to those who make generous site donations.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 10:19, 16 October 2016 (EDT)

::::: Somebody doesn't seem interested in my offer <nowiki>:L</nowiki> 18:35, 16 October 2016 (EDT)
:::: Stop being a cunt and make yourself useful, Mike. — [[User:GirlOnInternet|<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#800080;">GirlOnInternet</span>]] [[File:SquiglySmall.png|25px|link=User:GirlOnInternet]] 19:17, 16 October 2016 (EDT)

:::::{{greentext|>make yourself useful}}
:::::This coming from the only contributor on ED that doesn't put out #rektem {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}01:20, 17 October 2016 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}

==i cri evertim==
http://imgur.com/a/9rQgA {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}16:17, 15 October 2016 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}

== 4 ums ==

It worked this time. No more "kittens!" Looks like you need to re-op me though, because that didn't go through.

{{greentext|>Somebody doesn't seem interested in my offer :L}} 

[[Lifting Blogs]]. Give it the weasel once-over, then [[AOTN|set]] it, bruh! (And then give me my reward :>)&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 01:04, 17 October 2016 (EDT)

: it is almost bed time so you can set it. i'll keep my end of the bargain (hopefully) tonight. you got [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|sysop]], if it isn't working try poking around. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  08:34, 17 October 2016 (EDT)
::[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/October_21,_2016|Set]]. And I was referring to re-opping me on the forum. We shall rule together as the fur overlords.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 21:53, 17 October 2016 (EDT)

you'd have to ask the other admins. forum mod isn't so easy to come by. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  09:25, 18 October 2016 (EDT)
:Shanks for the invite, but I don't have enough time to be active on the forums anymore, and politics on a satire forum aren't for me, anyway. I emailed you an early {{diff|641927|birfday card}}.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 11:44, 24 October 2016 (EDT)

== Arttackle ==

Hey, shanks, you must have liked the birthday card I sent ya. What are your thoughts on the article I wrote about you still existing? Just say the word and I'll delete it. I don't think we should be writing articles like that about staff anymore &mdash; we're a team here. A degenerate, yet productive team.&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 23:40, 26 October 2016 (EDT)

: I'll see if I can find the birthday card. If I have an issue with content on the wiki I'll take care of it. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  01:33, 27 October 2016 (EDT)
::Oh no, you're not allowed to touch your own article, you know the rules. Paws off! 
::Your birfday card is {{diff|641927|here}}. I crafted it deeply from within my unwashed heart. Do you like it?&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 22:35, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

::: i'm gay [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  08:54, 28 October 2016 (EDT)

== Happy Halloween! ==

[[File:Halloweasel.jpg|350px]]<br />&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 00:54, 31 October 2016 (EDT)

: you're fucked if a weasel gets that close [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  08:50, 31 October 2016 (EDT)

::I once told a guy that his mom fucked like a weasel... made him REALLY angry.  Well, that and the comment about how his head was so far up his ass he could give himself a free colonoscopy.  --<b>[[User:Onideus|Onideus]]</b> [[File:Sig_Rainbow_Clouds.png|link=Shitting_Rainbows]] 09:25, 31 October 2016 (EDT)

::: lol [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  10:01, 31 October 2016 (EDT)

::::Being an Alice Cooper fan, I'm sure you're aware of the opening verse from one of his hit songs: "Billion dollar baby. / [[Peter Coffin|Rubber little lady]], slicker than [[You|a weasel]]. / Grimy as an alley, loves me like no other."
::::Anyway, while we're still on the topic of Halloween, would you set [[:File:Juggalos 4 Trump.jpg|this]] as POTN for me, seeing as I'm now unable to? Shanks.&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 17:14, 1 November 2016 (EDT)
:::::Make Faygo Showers Great Again — [[User:GirlOnInternet|<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#800080;">GirlOnInternet</span>]] [[File:SquiglySmall.png|25px|link=User:GirlOnInternet]] 17:20, 1 November 2016 (EDT)

you'll have to use the talk pages to suggest xotn content like everyone else [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  23:31, 1 November 2016 (EDT)
:Or I can just not bother with that shit anymore.&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 00:15, 2 November 2016 (EDT)

== OH LAWD ==

Does this mean I have to do actual work now, rather than just titting about for my own amusement? [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 12:50, 2 November 2016 (EDT)
:*No, that's what the editors are for, apparently. All you have to do is stay lazy, drunk and high. You're a sysop now, dawg. <small>&bull;</small> [[User:Krade|<font style="color:#005896; border-bottom:1px dotted #000000; font-size:9pt"><b>Krade</b></font>]] [[File:Gavel Icon Small.png|link=User talk:Krade]] 12:52, 2 November 2016 (EDT)

== NEED Help with an article... ==

I fucked up 2 and a half years ago and made ago shit article with lies and slander and revenge porn on [[Sparx Traxx]]
How do I get this shit taken down? I don't want to live knowing that I destroyed someone's life like this. Admins don't seem to understand. Maybe by you being a furry, you can understand a bit. Thanks.
--[[User:Killpuppies123|Aero]] 05:21, 4 November 2016 (EDT)

: i looked at the talk pages and you tried to put this fire out with gasoline. there is nothing i can do even if i wanted to. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  09:15, 4 November 2016 (EDT)

== Yo ==

The only reason I wrote that shiz to you on the forum was because you kept saying "if vermin fucks up, he's gone" all the time and I got tired of hearing it. If you interpreted it as something else, that's your choice, you know? I told the crats on the forum if they didn't want me on there, then I'd stay off of there, and I also wasn't gonna upload anymore personal photos of myself or write anymore furry fanfics etc because it annoys people and I'm not here to do that. That was an act of troll's past. I can move on from it, so I don't see why anyone else can't.

You're the one who told me to go back to the forums after I originally said I wasn't going to (can't link to it because you deleted my talk page) and started talking about uploading your foot pics to me in a thread, and saying "post nudes" on the sysop forum -- I wasn't even gonna do that shit anymore because it got on people's nerves, so I don't know why you would try to get me to do it, but it's whatever. It's like people invite me back to help out with the wiki, and I come back and write 3 articles and set some XOTNs, but then I get baited into upsetting people and then you take my privs. It's like, do you want me to maintain the wiki and write for ED or not, dog?&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 23:33, 5 November 2016 (EDT)


Breaking news: schnookums is two-faced. World is shocked --[[User:Likeicare|Likeicare]] 01:49, 6 November 2016 (EDT)

== email fail ==

I may have signed up with a throwaway account, it was a few years ago. Try this one: side.car AT outlook.com [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 11:29, 29 November 2016 (EST)

== hey ==

fix your bot please. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}05:01, 9 December 2016 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}

: hello! we've received your ticket. unfortunately after a careful review i am unable to determine what the issue may be. you're welcome to reopen this ticket and provide additional information and from there i'll know how to proceed. thanks again for using Encyclopedia Dramatica and have a wonderful day! [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  09:50, 11 December 2016 (EST)

== pls don't go :(( ==

{{user:NKO/sig}} 15:16, 2 January 2017 (EST)

: the other crats can confirm i've been wanting to retire for a while now. really i've lost interest in ED and i have other things i want to do. you can always find me in irc. <nowiki>/query Schnookums</nowiki> [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  15:26, 2 January 2017 (EST)
::Aw, [[Fur|for]] real? You could have de-opped Zaiger or deleted the Main Page before ya did that, lol. Go out with a bang, you know?&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 15:35, 2 January 2017 (EST)
:::I fur one remember you as my first interaction with ED and hope you'll regard yourself as a "Sysop Emeritus" and intervene from Mount Olympus from time to time, when the occasion demands. Either way, I'm sure this isn't goodbye but ''au revoir.'' Go careful. [[User:Sidecar|Sidecar]] 17:17, 2 January 2017 (EST)
::::Ite, I respect your decision. Have gl with IRL stuff homes. {{user:NKO/sig}} 17:25, 2 January 2017 (EST)

Fucking rofls. mantequilla checked u. Also, regardless of what you think of me, It's nice having u around every now and again. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay time}}00:34, 3 January 2017 (EDT){{User:Mike/Not gay time}}
:He is being a fucking baby, he will be back. And no what he said isn't true he has given me no warning that he is sick of ED. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] [[File:Mantequilla.png|25px|link=Special:Contributions/Mantequilla]] 20:06, 2 January 2017 (EST)
::If that's what you wanna think :>&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 23:26, 2 January 2017 (EST)
:At least show your dick before leaving, faggot. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:Cobaltcat|<font color="green">CobaltCat</font>]] 01:44, 3 January 2017 (EST)
::Good luck with that, I'm still waiting on that foot pic from him!&nbsp;[[File:Vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User:Vermin]]&nbsp;<font face="Mistral">[[User talk:Vermin|<span style="color:red">VERMIN</span>]]</font>&nbsp; 08:33, 3 January 2017 (EST)
:You will be missed Schnookums. [[User:IvoRobotnik|Ivo Robotnik]] 00:59, 6 January 2017 (EST)

Peace thanks for the medals on EDF -[[File:Swasikasig.jpg|25px|link=User:AlGore]] ([[User talk:AlGore|Al Gore]]) 01:00, 6 January 2017 (EST)
::You were my mentor, my guru, my bro on ED. Hope you come back. - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 19:09, 28 January 2017 (EST)
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:::{{quote|Listen, and understand. That weasel is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. '''''And it absolutely will not stop, ever, so long as there are edits to be made.'''''|You lied to us :( - [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] 12:50, 4 February 2017 (EST)}}