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In ED's endless search for truth, justice, disgusting imagery, severed cocks in buckets, and all manner of lulz, we present something that took YEARS to put together. Jokes about Wikipedians, mostly written by other wikipedians. Enjoy.


   
 
What is white and gold and black and blue?

A Wikipedian's penis.
 


 
 



   
 
What do Wikipedians use for birth control?

Themselves.
 


 
 



   
 
A snail is heading home from work, very late one night. He gets mugged by an arbitrator. The policeman says "Can you describe the guy?" The snail says "I don't know . . . it all happened so fast. But he did smell like Ho-Hos."
 

 
 



   
 
What do Rich Farmbrough and a high class prostitute have in common?

They both stop working after you piss on them.
 


 
 



   
 
What is the difference between a Wikipedia administrator and a proctologist?

A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time.
 


 
 



   
 
What is the worst part about eating SlimVirgin's pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.
 


 
 



   
 
What's the difference between Arbcom and menstrual blood?

I can't gargle with Arbcom.
 


 
 



   
 
What's the best part of fucking Molly White?

She tastes like nigger.
 


 
 



   
 
What's the difference between MONGO and a trampoline?

You don't wear a strap-on when you jump on a trampoline.
 


 
 



   
 
How do you get a teenaged patroller to stop reporting you to SPI?

Give him a blowjob. It'll be his first.
 


 
 



   
 
What is the difference between a mansion and a 10 year old Wikipedia roads nerd?

I have never been inside a mansion.
 


 
 



   
 
What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy?

Jimbo Wales.
 


 
 



   
 
Before your baby died, what did you often fantasize it would become?

Mark Pellegrini's gigantic scrotum.
 


 
 



   
 
What does Fred Bauder's pussy taste like?

Depends!
 


 
 



   
 
What is the best part about having sex with Andrea James in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and pretend she is 8. Or just suck her severed dick.
 


 
 



   
 
Why did God create Jimmy Wales?

So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.
 


 
 



   
 
What did Jayjg say to your dead baby?

Jayjg only fucked your dead baby. He didn't say much.
 


 
 



   
 
What turns a Fae into a vegetable?

AIDS!
 


 
 



   
 
What is better than having sex with a 10 year old Wikipedian?

Having sex with a 5-year-old Wikipedian!
 


 
 



   
 
What's the difference between KillerChihuahua and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
 


 
 



   
 
What do you get when you introduce Erik Moeller to a 10-year-old?

An erection.
 


 
 



   
 
How do they separate men from boys at the WMF?

With a crowbar.
 


 
 



   
 
What's the most popular pick up line at David Shankbone's house?

May I push in your stool?
 


 
 



   
 
How do you make a ten year old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock on her barnstar.
 


 
 



   
 
What is black and blue and hates to have sex?

The Wikipedia admin in your basement.
 


 
 



   
 
How does a Wikipedia mother know when her daughter is on the rag?

Her son's dick tastes funny.
 


 
 



   
 
What do you call Fae in a wheelchair?

RolAIDS.
 


 
 



   
 
What's the best part of sex with Ira Matetsky?

Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
 


 
 



   
 
What's the difference between Russavia and acne?

Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.
 


 
 



   
 
What do a tampon and Orlady have in common?

They're both stuck up cunts.
 


 
 



   
 
How do you swat 200 flies at one time?

Hit Oliver Keyes in the face with a frying pan.
 


 
 



   
 
What's the difference between David Gerard and his girlfriend?

His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.
 


 
 



   
 
What's the difference between Richard Symonds and his girlfriend?

His girlfriend has a bigger dick.
 


 
 



   
 
What's so good about a Fluffernutter blow-job?

You know she'll swallow.
 


 
 



   
 
Wanna hear a joke?

Jayjg's foreskin.
 


 
 



   
 
How many Wikipedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and bitch on IRC.
 


 
 



   
 
What do you get when you cross Elonka with the Pillsbury dough boy?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
 


 
 



   
 
What were the best four years of Beeblebrox's life?

Sixth grade.
 


 
 



   
 
KillerChihuahua, Elonka, and Fluffernutter decide to check their daughters' bags. All 3 of them found condoms in the respective bags.

Elonka was stunned and said : "We're a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex."

Fluffernutter said "Its good to see my girl is using protection, because prevention is better than cure!"

KillerChihuahua said: "OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS".
 


 
 



   
 
How can you tell which admin is the highest-ranking?

The one with the dirty knees. And the cum in his mouth.
 


 
 



   
 
What do you call 50 Wikipedia admins in a room with 50 lesbians?

A hundred people who won't do dick!
 


 
 



   
 
What's the difference between David Gerard and a hurricane?

You can't rip the eye out of a hurricane and skull-fuck it.
 


 
 



   
 
How do you make FT2 fuck a woman?

Put her in a dog costume.
 


 
 



   
 
FEEL the warmth of Haily T. Fogelquist's genitals

(as soon as you pull your head out of Newyorkbrad's ass)
 


 
 

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