Yariman aka Alex is a pro-ana, 16 year old boy, weeaboo from London, England who thinks he (or maybe she?) is ganguro. Anyone who laughs is "OMFG!11!1! JUST JEAOULUZZ!!" He dislikes "wannabees", spiders, and fat people. He takes pride in his noble profession and calls himself "adWHOREable". His occupation listed on his websites are "umm just general whore"! and just "SLUT" on MySpace where he also posts childporn pictures of himself. He has been know to let his boss fuck him in the ass for a pay raise, for several hours. His ass lips must flap in the wind more than goatse.
One day Yariman decided to spread his/hers/its venereal disease through the internets. After viewing some videos on YouTube about people making fun of ganguro, he couldn't live without that kind of punishment and started cross dressing as one.
A Day In The Life
- 9.00 am - i just woke up and realized that according to my new diet i hadn't slept long enough to counteract the 200 calories i ate yesterday. i screamed at an extremely high pitch for approximately 15 minutes before starting my breakfast.
- 9.30 am - i ate a leaf of lettuce and after considering throwing it up again, i decided that it would be too disgusting so i started a vigorous exercise regime instead.
- 10.30 am - i am exhausted, after filing my nails and waxing my legs and dying my hair and painting my face and trying on 15 outfits i felt i had burned off enough calories to go out. i was wearing a belt and some stilettos and 2kg of makeup. As I opened the door, my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
- 11.30 am - I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo homes to Bel-Air!"
- 1.00 pm - i had some water but treated myself to a slice of lemon in it. i saw this really sexy guy who was gay but he wouldn't believe i was a guy until i showed him my cock. we were about to get on with it when my friend arrived and dragged me off to go shopping which was totally skeezy.
- 4.00 pm - i bought these skeezy false eyelashes which were pink and about 70cm long. i put them on but they weighed more than my whole body and i fell over.
- 5.30 pm - i managed to get home and only got lost for about half an hour when i saw this hobo masturbating on the bus which made me forget to get off at my stop.
- 7.30 pm - i watched mean girls and knew all the words and danced along. i then went out to this skeezy club and danced on some hot guys on the stage unfortunately i fell off the stage because of my stilettos.
- 11.30 pm - i got back and ate an asparagus before taking off my makeup (with a spade).
- 12.30 am - i went to bed and couldn't sleep so i counted ganguro girls...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15, 19, umm...
Words Of Wisdumb
—Yariman, knows enjo kosai
—Yariman, on how not to have a bad rep
—Yariman, on how to be fahionalble in any cuntry