Yariman

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Under the shit
Please jam it in...
She...oh he.
At least Pedobear likes him.
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Hahaha. Click for lulz.
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I iz such gret gangurozzz!!1!

Yariman aka Alex is a pro-ana, 16 year old boy, weeaboo from London, England who thinks he (or maybe she?) is ganguro. Anyone who laughs is "OMFG!11!1! JUST JEAOULUZZ!!" He dislikes "wannabees", spiders, and fat people. He takes pride in his noble profession and calls himself "adWHOREable". His occupation listed on his websites are "umm just general whore"! and just "SLUT" on MySpace where he also posts childporn pictures of himself. He has been know to let his boss fuck him in the ass for a pay raise, for several hours. His ass lips must flap in the wind more than goatse.

One day Yariman decided to spread his/hers/its venereal disease through the internets. After viewing some videos on YouTube about people making fun of ganguro, he couldn't live without that kind of punishment and started cross dressing as one.

Thanks to this article Yari-cunt now thinks he is a celeb like Pariz Hiltonzzz!

"I waz suchhhh a bad boi!!1!"

Got played like Scrabble.

A Day In The Life

  • 9.00 am - i just woke up and realized that according to my new diet i hadn't slept long enough to counteract the 200 calories i ate yesterday. i screamed at an extremely high pitch for approximately 15 minutes before starting my breakfast.
  • 9.30 am - i ate a leaf of lettuce and after considering throwing it up again, i decided that it would be too disgusting so i started a vigorous exercise regime instead.
  • 10.30 am - i am exhausted, after filing my nails and waxing my legs and dying my hair and painting my face and trying on 15 outfits i felt i had burned off enough calories to go out. i was wearing a belt and some stilettos and 2kg of makeup. As I opened the door, my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
  • 11.30 am - I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo homes to Bel-Air!"
  • 1.00 pm - i had some water but treated myself to a slice of lemon in it. i saw this really sexy guy who was gay but he wouldn't believe i was a guy until i showed him my cock. we were about to get on with it when my friend arrived and dragged me off to go shopping which was totally skeezy.
  • 4.00 pm - i bought these skeezy false eyelashes which were pink and about 70cm long. i put them on but they weighed more than my whole body and i fell over.
  • 5.30 pm - i managed to get home and only got lost for about half an hour when i saw this hobo masturbating on the bus which made me forget to get off at my stop.
  • 7.30 pm - i watched mean girls and knew all the words and danced along. i then went out to this skeezy club and danced on some hot guys on the stage unfortunately i fell off the stage because of my stilettos.
  • 11.30 pm - i got back and ate an asparagus before taking off my makeup (with a spade).
  • 12.30 am - i went to bed and couldn't sleep so i counted ganguro girls...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15, 19, umm...

Words Of Wisdumb

   
 
"Fat people. They make me sick".
 

 
 

—Yariman, truthing


   
 
"I do not have a problem with fat people".
 

 
 

—Yariman, lying


   
 
"That is what Enjo Kosai is ....i'll have sex with this guy and then he'll take me on a shopping spree"!
 

 
 

—Yariman, knows enjo kosai


   
 
"I think...you can appriciate old styles... but Update YOUR look dont dwell on the past and look at ka-tan and think "oh i wish i looked like her" Manba is dead and berried people can still LIKE the style ...just dont even THINK about doing it.. if you prefer Manba from Banba because its alot LESS OTT than Banba ...then just do a LESS OTT version of Banba....but seriously Gals if u go to Japan and Ware stickers and Tiaras you will be LAUGHED at sooooooo much and thats not good, Gaijin *forigen gyaru* Already have a terrible name in Japan. All the Angeleek gals that im friends with people like Kanapanda and Rinyan! all compliment me on my Make because i do the CORRECT and UP-TO-DATE style! ....if you follow simple rules about Banba you cant go wrong because its not about "looking good" its about DOING the style correctly! ...following things to a tee is the way to go if you are starting at a style! if you try to change or add bits when u have only just started bets are you're gonna get it wrong, TERRIBLY.....i seem to find that most of the gals from eastern Europe are the ones who still seem to be in love with ....old fashioned styles!.....not to be racist, maybe its because you gals cant get the mags or can only see old styles of pics....in my eyes you guys give all of us the bad reps! .....i've never seen pictures of you but i cant bare to think! ......THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO EVERYONE! ....but when i see pictures of Calulu, oishiiMIX, bulaklak and BOOTEEK gals we all seem to be up-to-date.... I'd like to see some Eastern european gals....to change my mind! So comeon all you gals .....get the rest of europe up to scratch! ..... THIS IS NOT RACIST OR STERYOTYPICAL! thank you ....Yariman"!
 

 
 

—Yariman, on how not to have a bad rep


   
 
"Hmmm...Yes you are fat, BUT thats not the MAIN thing here. YOU ARE UNFAHIONALBLE IN ANY CUNTRY....You're hair is simply TRAGIC and that discusting shade of pink you are wearing...is it made of TOWELING, The shape really isn't flattering you! Those JEANS! *get some that FIT* ..and goodness pale blue DENIM! ...please tell me these pics are from like 1990...i mean they look almost like they are made from some kindof STRETCHY material... DONT GIVE PEOPLE FAHSION ADVICE WHEN LOOK AT YOU.... Those glasses really dont make your face look anythinner! oh just ...dear lord get a fashion guru to do u over and loose like maybe 150lbs ^____^ .... Good luck, Yari"
 

 
 

—Yariman, on how to be fahionalble in any cuntry

Hot Shit...Steaming

Links

It's Myspace For the pedos.

Ricoche.net Yariman's hugbox. Username: yari

LJ He has himself in his interests.

YouTube Watch him dance!