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{{spoiler|text=You have [[lonely|no friends]] and will [[dying alone|die alone]]}}
 
{{spoiler|text=You have [[lonely|no friends]] and will [[dying alone|die alone]]}}
  
[[Image:Frontpager.jpg|thumb|300px|'''You''' are below this guy. He has the energy to at least get his fat ass outside.]]
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[[Image:Frontpager.jpg|thumb|220px|'''You''' are below this guy. He has the energy to at least get his fat ass outside.]]
[[Image:1000px-Relatives_f_Chart_svg.jpg|thumb|300px|You are a faggot.]]
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[[Image:1000px-Relatives_f_Chart_svg.jpg|thumb|220px|You are a faggot.]]
[[File:Abortion_clinic.jpg|thumb|200px|''This'' is the place that [[your mother]] should have gone to when you were conceived.]]
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[[File:Abortion_clinic.jpg|thumb|220px|''This'' is the place that [[your mother]] should have gone to when you were conceived.]]
[[Image:promluser.jpg|thumb|You [[nope|aren't]] getting [[incest|laid]], either.]]
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[[Image:promluser.jpg|thumb|220px|You [[nope|aren't]] getting [[incest|laid]], either.]]
[[Image:youatcomp.jpg|thumb|right|You, doing what you do [[best]] at your [[desktop]], and go get your leg back.]]
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[[Image:youatcomp.jpg|thumb|right|220px|You, doing what you do [[best]] at your [[desktop]], and go get your leg back.]]
[[Image:4chan sex.jpg|thumb|No, you're the one on the computer reading [[b|/b/ 2.0]].]]
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[[Image:4chan sex.jpg|thumb|220px|No, you're the one on the computer reading [[b|/b/ 2.0]].]]
[[Image:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|200px| You right now.]]
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[[Image:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|220px| You right now.]]
[[Image:You-Personoftheyear.jpg|thumb|We at [[ED]] would like to thank you for [[Nothing|all your contributions to humanity]].]]
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[[Image:You-Personoftheyear.jpg|220px|thumb|We at [[ED]] would like to thank you for [[Nothing|all your contributions to humanity]].]]
[[Image:foreveralone_real.png|thumb|right|YOU are [[forever alone]].]]
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[[Image:foreveralone_real.png|thumb|220px|right|YOU are [[forever alone]].]]
[[File:Fat asian kid bullied YOU.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Pwned|You're the fat azn kid.]]]]
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[[File:Fat asian kid bullied YOU.jpg|thumb|220px|right|250px|[[Pwned|You're the fat azn kid.]]]]
[[Image:Loserlickingcybertwat.gif|thumb| The closest you will ever be next to a pussy.]]
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[[Image:Loserlickingcybertwat.gif|thumb|220px|The closest you will ever be next to a pussy.]]
[[File:Clitoris_YOU.jpg|thumb| -YOU.]]
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[[File:Clitoris_YOU.jpg|thumb|220px| -YOU.]]
[[File:You_as_a_child.jpg‎|thumb| You as an infant.]]
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[[File:You_as_a_child.jpg‎|thumb|220px| You as an infant.]]
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You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and cheese. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and piece of dog-shit fucked a thumb. You have never held any job besides minimum-wage retard-work. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. Your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die.
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==You illustrated==
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==You illustrated==
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Belize it OR ELSE!!!!! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j4peo
<center>'''<s>The guytoddler in the video is you!</s> He actually had the balls to go up to a girl, unlike you!'''</center>
 
<center><youtube>f81PKGut6XQ</youtube></center><!-- Title: Persistent Little Boy Gets Rejected
 
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'''You''' are on Encyclopedia Dramatica, you autistic fuck.
 
'''You''' are on Encyclopedia Dramatica, you autistic fuck.
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'''You''' aren't even cooler than [[Thor]].
  
 
'''You''' are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. [[Suicide|You think you should be doing something more productive]], but for some reason, you aren't.  
 
'''You''' are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. [[Suicide|You think you should be doing something more productive]], but for some reason, you aren't.  
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'''You''' aren´t worth the solidified cum that came out of a brony cock after he fapped to pony guro.
 
'''You''' aren´t worth the solidified cum that came out of a brony cock after he fapped to pony guro.
  
'''You''' think your taste in music matters. You believe that your petty opinions about everything matter. Tell us moar about what [[Lemonparty|political party]] you belong to and how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!   
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'''You''' think your taste in music matters.
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'''You''' Took the despair of your Grandmother's love and mixed with your sister to make the only Woman to Male you ever had a single long-term relationship with. You charmed and worked devotional-love to you into her heart then you tried to be Frankenstein by killing that love with the burden of your brattiness and see if it could come back from the dead. She suffered 7 years of you AKA BAD LUCK before you shattered the mirror of her heart like glass to see if you could puzzle it together. You have seen her in your dreams with the better half who might be Jesus poured into you ebola. She has always looked like a creepy old frog and you were too busy with the size of her bust-lungs to see what was really in her heart. She cucked you but did it in silence as she knew you would take the Maroon 5 and argue lies of assault to rationalize the murder.
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'''You''' believe that your petty opinions about everything matter. Tell us moar about what [[Lemonparty|political party]] you belong to and how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!   
  
 
'''You''' have seen every episode of ''Star Wars'' multiple times, including the shitty prequels. You think you're hot shit and cool because you own all of the [[Quentin Tarantino]] movies on shitty bootleg DVDs. You think the mundane and asinine details of your very existence are so interesting that you log onto [[Failbook|Facebook]] and tell every dumbfuck that was retarded enough to 'friend' you what you had for dinner.  
 
'''You''' have seen every episode of ''Star Wars'' multiple times, including the shitty prequels. You think you're hot shit and cool because you own all of the [[Quentin Tarantino]] movies on shitty bootleg DVDs. You think the mundane and asinine details of your very existence are so interesting that you log onto [[Failbook|Facebook]] and tell every dumbfuck that was retarded enough to 'friend' you what you had for dinner.  
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'''Your''' very birthing delivery was all a joke; you were born as a ploy from [[God]] to stick you out in this world so that you will fail and give [[normal]] human beings the satisfaction of lulzing at your stupid self.
 
'''Your''' very birthing delivery was all a joke; you were born as a ploy from [[God]] to stick you out in this world so that you will fail and give [[normal]] human beings the satisfaction of lulzing at your stupid self.
  
'''You''' think playing video games makes you alternative. You "spontaneously" quote ''[[Family Guy]]'', ''[[Adventure Time]]'', ''[[Monty Python]]'', and not to mention Tarantino flicks. You installed [[Linux]] on a partition, downloaded pirating software to your video game and jailbreaked your tablet (you think, anyway) because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural.  
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'''You''' think playing video games makes you alternative.
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'''You''' "spontaneously" quote ''[[Family Guy]]'', ''[[Adventure Time]]'', ''[[Monty Python]]'', and not to mention Tarantino flicks.
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'''You''' installed [[Linux]] on a partition, downloaded pirating software to your video game and jailbreaked your tablet (you think, anyway) because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural.  
  
 
'''You''' wear a [http://ask.metafilter.com/78970/Trials-of-a-Responsible-Hedonist fucking fedora] in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as "that fat kid." You went to a second-tier state college and joined the [[LARP|roleplaying]] club on the first day of orientation. You watch [[anime]] but insist you're not a [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. You quote [[memes]] at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic [[con]].
 
'''You''' wear a [http://ask.metafilter.com/78970/Trials-of-a-Responsible-Hedonist fucking fedora] in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as "that fat kid." You went to a second-tier state college and joined the [[LARP|roleplaying]] club on the first day of orientation. You watch [[anime]] but insist you're not a [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. You quote [[memes]] at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic [[con]].
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<big>{{quote|[[Bullshit|Ha, I'm only half of those things!]]|You}}</big>
 
<big>{{quote|[[Bullshit|Ha, I'm only half of those things!]]|You}}</big>
 
== ''This article only BEGINS to describe you'' ==
 
 
<center><big>'''A real [[creepypasta]] about you!'''</big></center><br>
 
<center><youtube>OsGCMhBmcO4</youtube></center>
 
 
  
 
== Brutal ==  
 
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This kind of content has no humanity. Which makes it true.
 
This kind of content has no humanity. Which makes it true.
  
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[[File:Fat-guy.jpg|thumb|This picture - predicts your whole future]]
 
[[File:Fat-guy.jpg|thumb|This picture - predicts your whole future]]
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[[File:GAYPULSE.png|thumb|right|You, shortly before being massacred.]]
 
[[File:GAYPULSE.png|thumb|right|You, shortly before being massacred.]]
 
[[File:Fuckedupbaby.jpg|thumb|right|You, as a baby.]]
 
[[File:Fuckedupbaby.jpg|thumb|right|You, as a baby.]]
[[File:Really-gay-costume.jpg|thumb|right|You, during [[Halloween]].]]
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[[File:522384 506618072682191 1246244089 n.jpg|thumb|Really you during Halloween.]]
 
[[File:Faggots234.jpg|thumb|right|<s>You "playing" with your friends.</s> As if you had any in the first place. Bitch.]]
 
[[File:Faggots234.jpg|thumb|right|<s>You "playing" with your friends.</s> As if you had any in the first place. Bitch.]]
 
[[File:Yandyonthetable.jpg|thumb|right|An artistic illustration of [[whore|you]] moments prior to tasting [[Ausfag|Casey's]] sweet tasty mouth creamy saliva.]]
 
[[File:Yandyonthetable.jpg|thumb|right|An artistic illustration of [[whore|you]] moments prior to tasting [[Ausfag|Casey's]] sweet tasty mouth creamy saliva.]]
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[[File:Youtryingtoimpressagirl.jpg|thumb|right|You, trying to impress girls]]
  
'''YOU''' are a [[Sega Genesis]] [[Sonic]] faggot who can't accept that 2D-Sidescroller sonic games are just as bad as the new-games are, but '''you''' still regard sonic as one of the best games ever.
 
 
'''YOU''' could fuck up a wet dream.
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't worth the brown shit marks in someone's underwear.
 
 
'''YOU''' weren't conceived like a normal human being, you only came to be because your dad's jizz found its way into the womb through a fissure inside [[your mom]]'s ass when your parents were having [[buttsecks]]
 
 
'''YOU''' actually think [[Mario|a fat Italian plumber, who gets his girlfriend stolen by a fucking turtle,]] and shows up to the wrong place MULTIPLE times when looking for her, could actually kill a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|anthropomorphic blue hedgehog that reaches speeds past the sound barrier and has literally saved the fucking earth.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' are a Nintendo fantard.
 
 
'''YOU''' created [[Sad Satan|Sad Satan]] video game.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the death of most of your [[Pigs|friends]].
 
 
'''YOU''' killed your [[Fact|Grandfather.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' fucked up most video games and changed characters into your [[Fugly|look.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' are the definition of "asshole."
 
 
'''YOU''' were born wrong.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[Uwe Boll]].
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't worth the period stains in a chick's maxi-pad.
 
 
'''YOU''' are an abomination.
 
 
'''YOU''' gave [[Sephiroth]] the black materia.
 
 
'''YOU''' were created by two male goats fucking each other, ironically the 2 goats were brothers.
 
 
'''YOU''' squeeze and pop the ugly pimples you have all over your face and body.
 
 
'''YOU''' have no friends; nor do you deserve any.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[fat]].
 
 
'''YOU''' [[Jews did WTC|did WTC]].
 
 
'''YOU''' raped the body of Jesus after he was crucified.
 
 
'''YOU''' were a failed experiment for the stupidest and most pathetic creature in existence, you were too stupid for stupidest.
 
 
'''YOU''' were conceived when your dad cheated on your mom with the skanky, fugly crackwhore down the street.
 
 
'''YOU''' will never get laid in your pathetic excuse of a life.
 
 
'''YOU''' were placed in [[retard|special education]].
 
 
'''YOU''' should kill yourself to end the misery of those who are unfortunate enough to be around you.
 
 
'''YOU''' finger your ass in bed and smell your fingers afterwards.
 
 
'''YOU''' are rated '''R'''.
 
 
'''YOU''' ______ [[Anal Cunt|(Fill in the blank)]].
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't worth the feces in the toilet bowl.
 
 
'''YOU''' drink all day and every day, you fucking alcoholic!
 
 
'''YOU''' live alone.
 
 
'''YOU''' jack off to [[Furry Porn]].
 
 
'''YOU''' ARE a Furry.
 
 
'''YOU''' framed roger rabbit!
 
 
'''YOU''' were sold by your parents to [[Jewish|Aussie family]]!.
 
 
'''YOU''' watch all of the [[Saw|Saw movies]] and masturbate to the fucktarded "traps" the characters get themselves in. 
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[retard]].
 
 
'''YOU''' don't bathe or brush your teeth.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a waste of the honest taxpayers' money.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the mucus in the human nose.
 
 
'''YOU''' cause people to abuse drugs and overdose.
 
 
'''YOU''' are on welfare.
 
 
'''YOU''' use dog and cat toys to masturbate with, you fucking weirdo.
 
 
'''YOU''' contribute absolutely fuck-all to the world and you never will.
 
 
'''YOU''' often fantasize about raping your elderly grandma when she's home alone sitting on her sofa watching TV.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a college dropout.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the infamous deaths of Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper.
 
 
'''YOU''' had kinky sex with that underage girl (or boy).
 
 
'''YOU''' are a worthless piece of shit.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a member of [[ISIS]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are lazy.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a fucking piece of shit.
 
 
'''YOU''' are mentally ill.
 
 
'''YOU''' don't have family members who care about you.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[Ginger|Ginger.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' can't get through the first 20 minutes of Resident Evil 2. Noob.
 
 
'''YOU''' invented stupidity.
 
 
'''YOU''' smell bad.
 
 
'''YOU''' killed [[Elvis]].
 
 
'''YOU''' also just caused [[Robin Williams]]' death OMFG FUCK YOU!
 
 
'''YOU''' don't have a job.
 
 
'''YOU''' abuse the elderly for the lulz, you evil cunt!
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[Nigger|African]].
 
 
'''YOU''' sank the Titanic.
 
 
'''YOU''' murdered your own mother because your fatass crawling out her vagina gave her a cardiac arrest, your current mother adopted you but for the [[lulz|lulz]], she isn't going to tell you the truth.
 
 
'''YOU''' deserve an eternity of pain and agony.
 
 
'''YOU''' will be forgotten immediately.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the pimple on a person's ass after they take a dump and don't wipe properly.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the prime reason why people get depressed.
 
 
'''YOU''' can't dance.
 
 
'''YOU''' are just as important as a fart blowing in the wind.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason animals die.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[Commie]].
 
 
'''YOU''' don't deserve any happiness whatsoever.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a nerd.
 
 
'''YOU''' cry from the recoil of a 9mm. Faggot.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the [[Holocaust]].
 
 
'''YOU''' spend your days wishing you were famous or somebody important.
 
 
'''YOU''' have cum stains in your pants and underwear from masturbating by yourself.
 
 
'''YOU''' annoy people.
 
 
'''YOU''' often get your ass kicked in a fight.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[Australian]].
 
 
'''YOU''' stabbed Sal Mineo.
 
 
'''YOU''' cause people to live bad, depressing lives.
 
 
'''YOU''' wear shitty bootleg clothing you bought on a vacation in [[Thailand]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[old]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. '''Shall not be mourned.'''
 
 
'''YOU''' are adopted.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the Grinch that stole Christmas.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a small cock.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a druggie.
 
 
'''YOU''' let the dogs out.
 
 
'''YOU''' can't take a drug test because you'll fail it.
 
 
'''YOU''' play the [[ghost|Ouija board]] to try to communicate with the dead because nobody alive wants to communicate with you. 
 
 
'''YOUR''' father is also '''your''' <s>brother</s> [[Your Mom|mother]].
 
 
'''YOU''' could walk into any room with a group of happy people and fuck up their day, including church, a wedding ceremony or a baby shower.
 
 
'''YOU''' are emotionally unstable.
 
 
'''YOU''' think that [[Jew|Adam Sandler]] is funny.
 
 
'''YOU''' rape your parents and siblings.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a sore loser who collects SSI/SSD.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the one who puts the ''ass'' in ''jackass.''
 
 
'''YOU''' are an [[American|Americunt]].
 
 
'''YOU''' should never have any children.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a rape-face!
 
 
'''YOU''' are a geek.
 
 
'''YOU''' are so pathetic that you have to take antidepressants to treat your "depression," an illness that you rightfully deserve.
 
 
'''YOU''' are behind the disappearance of [[MH370|Flight MH370]].
 
 
'''YOU''' were that one kid in school that other kids would make fun of and bully.
 
 
'''YOU''' are  [[Satan|The Antichrist]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the cavities in the human mouth.
 
 
'''YOU''' wash your clothes once a month and wear the same stinky outfit every day.
 
 
'''YOU''' think that just because someone else's life is also shit that somehow makes yours better.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[Canadian|Canuck]].
 
 
[[File:Happykids.gif|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|These kids are better than You in every way.]]
 
 
[[File:Loserbingo.jpg|thumb|This game was designed for you to play with the friends you don't have.]]
 
 
[[File:Whore-school.jpg|thumb|Sums up your [[Australia|Aussie]] childhood being brainwashed in their remote schools... No No No [[jk]] you're not a human, you're a Devil.]]
 
 
'''YOU are the root of all evil'''. If you were to kill yourself, corruption in the government would come to an end.
 
 
'''YOU''' killed [[Michael Jackson]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are ''The'' Nightmare on Elm Street.
 
 
'''YOU''' were that pathetic, lonely kid in school with no friends and never had anybody hang out with you.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a pothead.
 
 
'''YOU''' submit shit on [[DeviantArt]] and never get noticed.
 
 
'''YOU''' are trash. Trailer trash, to be exact.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the death of [[Heath Ledger]].
 
 
'''YOU''' have no purpose or value in life.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason [[Detroit]] is a shit place to live.
 
 
'''YOU''' cause depression, anxiety and mental sickness of others.
 
 
'''YOU''' abuse children.
 
 
'''YOU''' cause war and genocide.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a potential [[school shooter]] and have been placed under the watch of the [[NSA]].
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the Atlantic Slave Trade.
 
 
'''YOU''' find [[unfunny|British humo(u)r]] funny.
 
 
'''YOU''' drowned Natalie Wood.
 
 
'''YOU''' abused sick and injured animals as a child because you had nothing else to take your anger and frustration out on, you fucking psychopath!
 
 
'''YOU''' were the cause of [[9/11]].
 
 
'''YOU''' were also the cause of [[Terrorism|7/7]].
 
 
'''YOU''' promoted your staunch support for the demon [[Hillary Clinton]] in the 2016 USA Elections because she was a "woman".
 
 
'''YOU''' [[Bernie Sanders|felt the bern]].
 
 
'''YOU''' believe that [[Donald Drumpf]] is the last American hope while he is nothing more than a puppet for [[Israel]].
 
 
'''YOU''' had fully proven that '''YOU''' don't care for the world and simply devote '''YOUR''' fate onto stooges that wage more war and communism onto the public because of the last 3 statements.
 
 
'''YOU''' bomb the Middle East.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why [[Jews]] and [[Arabs|Palestinians]] hate each other.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a fuck-up.
 
 
'''YOU''' [ȝow] is an ambiguous word that can be either plural or singular depending on the context (which may itself be ambiguous). English is unique in this regard. French does it too, but it's still not common. Eastern languages such as Korean, Chinese and Japanese do this as well, plurality is usually implied and the "plural" suffix is more accurately translated to "and company". Ask a [[linguist]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the laughing stock of the world.
 
 
'''YOU''' live in your bedroom.
 
 
'''YOU''' fantasize about performing fellatio on me, you sick fucking degenerate freak.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a real-life horror movie.
 
 
'''YOU''' have an ugly face that scares people away.
 
 
'''YOU''' and your Child Loving [[Australia|Nation]]. Are together in [[Hell]]. Like this |___|.
 
 
'''YOU''' smoke crack.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused Kurt Cobain's death.
 
 
'''YOU''' never can get through the entire ED [[Offended]] page because you're such a big pussy.
 
 
'''YOU''' think people are laughing with you when truth be told, they are laughing ''at'' you!
 
 
'''YOU''' are going to Hell, and rightfully so.
 
 
'''YOU''' should just go fuck yourself. On second thought, DON'T, no one wants to risk the possibility of you breeding / having offspring with yourself, nor picture it and go mad from the sheer horror.
 
 
'''YOU''' log on your Facebook and hardly get any messages or "likes". In fact you constantly refresh your Facebook profile in case you find someone messaging or liking anything on your page, you fucking [[douchebag]]!
 
 
'''YOU''' have cancer cells in your body which will hopefully kill you eventually.
 
 
[[Congratulations|'''YOU''']] just [[accidentally]] a whole [[Fleshlight]]. (Nice going, fucktard!)
 
 
'''YOU''' think the Moon orbits around the Sun (dumbfuck!).
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why children go missing.
 
 
'''YOU''' should die.
 
 
'''YOU''' suck at life.
 
 
'''YOU''' will shoot up your school.
 
 
'''YOU''' have considerable psychological issues.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[homosexual]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why people go to counseling and therapy.
 
 
'''YOU''' were slow in school.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a moron and probably a [[cunt]], and yet, this website will still beg '''you''' for money.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why the [[Columbine]] shootings occurred.
 
 
'''YOU''' eat shit.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the Omen Child.
 
 
'''YOU''' are an undercover FBI Rat.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a disappointment.
 
 
'''YOU''' have appeared on that Dateline NBC show, "To Catch A Predator" and was caught trying to get fingered by a 12-year-old boy you met online.
 
 
'''YOU''' are stupid.
 
 
'''YOU''' should be murdered.
 
 
'''YOU''' created the Black Plague.
 
 
'''YOU''' are why the 1998 remake of [[Godzilla]] got made.
 
 
'''YOU''' joined the military just to massacre brown people in Iraq and Afghanistan, you sadistic motherfucker.
 
 
'''YOU''' have bad B.O.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why people commit suicide. In fact, you don't have to do much to persuade an individual to off themselves; looking at your face alone would do the deed. [[lol|HA, HA, HA!]]
 
 
'''YOU''' have a face that only [[Your Mom|Mommy]] could love.
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't worth the wax in a person's ear.
 
 
'''YOU''' will never find true love.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the zits on a person's face.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a waste of existence.
 
 
'''YOU''' have flies swarming around you.
 
 
'''YOU''' can't keep a legitimate job or career.
 
 
'''YOU''' live off a disability check because you're too fucking stupid to keep a job!
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the riots in London.
 
 
'''YOU''' are weird.
 
 
'''YOU''' do not have any true, loyal friends; all you have are people who pretend to be your friends just to set you up.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why fat people are the way that they are.
 
 
'''YOU''' are ''disgusting''.
 
 
'''YOU''' cause people to fight each other.
 
 
'''YOU''' pick your nose and eat it.
 
 
'''YOU''' also scratch your ass and sniff it.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[UK|banned from the United Kingdom]].
 
 
'''YOU''' will hopefully die painfully and horridly, in the near future.
 
 
'''YOU''' should shut the fuck up; ''nothing'' what you say is worth anything.
 
 
'''YOU''' are uncool.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the death of [[Steve Irwin]].
 
 
'''YOU''' like the [[Belgium|Smurfs]].
 
 
'''YOU''' have a small baby-carrot sized dick!
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why people can't love and get along with each other.
 
 
'''YOU''' believe in aliens.
 
 
'''YOU''' are so ugly that you'd break a mirror.
 
 
'''YOU''' are one big joke.
 
 
'''YOU''' are pure evil... like [[Adolf Hitler]] and George W. Bush evil!
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't worth the ash in a cigarette can.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a dumbfuck.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[Mr.Hands]].
 
 
'''YOU''' have [[AIDS]]. And if you don't, you should.
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't the worth the trash in a dumpster.
 
 
'''YOU''' eat at [[McDonald's]] every day.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the cancer cells in a tumor.
 
 
'''YOU''' are responsible for every single devastating atrocity that occurred throughout all humankind.
 
 
'''YOU''' were an unwanted pregnancy.
 
 
'''YOU''' have head lice crawling in your hair.
 
 
'''YOU''' are responsible for [[Cancer|''Quest for Camelot's'']] existence.
 
 
'''YOU''' smoke shitty weed.
 
 
'''YOU''' are dying alone and hopefully soon!
 
 
'''YOU''' can't do anything right.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[Adam Lanza]].
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the [http://www.themiddleages.net/plague.html The Black Death].
 
 
'''YOU''' are <s>[[ugly]]</s> [[fugly]], inside and out -- so ugly that we at ED want to throw up.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason people grieve and have suffering pain in their hearts.
 
 
'''YOU''' were cursed since the second you were born.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why there is suffering in this world.
 
 
'''YOU''' should lose weight, you fat fuck!
 
 
'''YOU''' were born one miserable, stormy night when your slut of a mother walked in the hospital drunk and high after smoking crack with the nurses and fucking the janitor. 
 
 
'''YOU''' send anthrax in the mail, you [[dick]].
 
 
'''YOU''' killed Tupac and Biggie.
 
 
'''YOU''' sleep alone every night after you cry yourself to sleep.
 
 
'''YOU''' are developmentally delayed.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a fat greasy pizza-faced lardball who will be a virgin for the rest of your pathetic and meaningless life.
 
 
'''YOU''' can never look at yourself in the mirror.
 
 
'''YOU''' follow external links from ED and enjoy what '''you''' find.
 
 
'''YOU''' order porn on Pay-per-view.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the biggest faggot walking this planet.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why people hate each other.
 
 
'''YOU''' shit your pants.
 
 
'''YOU''' shot [[JFK]].
 
 
'''YOU''' tried to blank this page, and got banned.
 
 
'''YOU''' also shot [[MLK]].
 
 
'''YOU''' probably also shot [[Malcolm X]].
 
 
'''YOU''' get people hooked on [[crack]].
 
 
'''YOU''' killed [[Princess Diana]].
 
 
'''YOU''' can only wish you had [[shitting dick nipples]], because '''you''' are convinced they're hawt.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[redneck]].
 
 
'''YOU''' cry yourself to sleep every night.
 
 
'''YOU''' are that one loser who is always lagging behind everyone else.
 
 
'''YOU''' spend endless hours chatting on [[Facebook]], but '''your''' [[friendlist]] is still mostly spammers.
 
 
'''YOU''' started the World Wars.
 
 
'''YOU''' use people, and people often use you.
 
 
'''YOU''' can't fight; even a little girl can kick your weak ass!
 
 
'''YOU''' slaughtered the [[Native Americans]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the [[cum|scum]] of the earth.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a (poor) troll.
 
 
'''YOU''' often venture in online chatrooms looking for attention but don't get any, because you are a pathetic moron.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[furfag]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are only good for the pussy between your legs.
 
 
'''YOU''' shop at [[Wal-Mart]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a fat, ugly, obnoxious fucking retard who spends their time trying to bring down others to make you feel good about yourself.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[brony]], and '''you''' think that doesn't also make you a furfag.
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't worth the dandruff in somebody's hair.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused [[faggot|James Dean's]] death.
 
 
'''YOU''' have [[cancer]] and [[AIDS]], or rather, '''You ARE'''  [[cancer]] and [[AIDS]]
 
 
'''YOU''' are the bacteria in infections.
 
 
'''YOU''' cause the death of children.
 
 
'''YOU''' still play [[World of Warcraft]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a direct descendant of [[Hitler]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are also related to somebody who's in the Ku Klux Klan.
 
 
'''YOU''' suck at anything and everything you do.
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't hated because you're fat, you're fat because you're hated.
 
 
'''YOU''' drive people to drink themselves to death.
 
 
'''YOU''' also drive people to [[Fat|eat themselves]] to death.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reincarnation of [[Ted Bundy]].
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the [http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-10/bushfires-victoria-south-australia-gippsland/5248424 Bush fires] in [[Australia]].
 
 
'''YOU''' killed JFK, Jr.
 
 
'''YOU''' think [[Zoe Quinn]] and [[Brianna Wu]] are actually persecuted instead of the other way around.
 
 
'''YOU''' think [[Anita Sarkeesian]] is for the good of internet freedom.
 
 
'''YOU''' were ''purposely'' dropped on your head when '''you''' were a baby.
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't worth anything in life.
 
 
'''YOU''' write M rated fan fiction about My Little Pony that only [[You|someone with super autism and a brain covered with metal sheddings]] can even begin to take enjoyment from, because '''you''' know it's the closest thing to [[cunt|pussy]] or [[cock]] that '''you''' will ever get.
 
 
'''YOU''' think [[The Internet is serious business]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a slob.
 
 
Somehow, '''YOU''' wonder why people hated you at school.
 
 
'''YOU''' killed Marilyn Monroe.
 
 
'''YOU''' were personally responsible for the Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre.
 
 
'''YOU''' spend '''your''' life trying to get people to support [[Nothing|what '''you''' do]].
 
 
'''YOU''' suffer from [[Depression]], which you deserve.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the [[Civil War]].
 
 
'''YOU''' think [[Family Guy]] is funny.
 
 
'''YOU''' masturbate to child porn.
 
 
'''YOU''' own 32 [[Bad Dragon]] dildos.
 
 
'''YOU''' wank to [[goatse]], you [[sick fuck]].
 
 
'''YOU''' should be raped.
 
 
'''YOU''' sat through [[over 9000]] revolutions of [[meatspin]], you disgusting homo!
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[White|white trash]].
 
 
'''YOU''' aren't worth the leftover cum in a trashed condom.
 
 
'''YOU''' had to do the above with a mirror because you starred in the video as the [[tranny]] (disregard that, '''you''' will never be nearly as attractive as neither of the actors in [[meatspin]]).
 
 
'''YOU''' have [[chocolate rain]] as your ringtone.
 
 
'''YOU''' have shitty taste in music.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a disease-ridden used up whore that isn't even wanted by your pervert uncle.
 
 
'''YOU''' spend your entire time at adult book stores.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why people gather at funerals.
 
 
'''YOU''' give yourself hickies with a vacuum in an attempt to fool people that you actually have a lover. But you're not fooling anyone but yourself!
 
 
'''YOU''' voted for [[George W. Bush]]. [[Twice]].
 
 
'''YOU''' voted for [[Black Jesus|Barack Hussein Obama]]. [[Twice]].
 
 
'''YOU''' voted for [[Bill Clinton]]. [[Twice]].
 
 
'''YOU''' voted for [[Donald Trump]].
 
 
'''YOU''' want to [[rape]] your friends and family.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a member of the [[Westboro Baptist Church]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are in a shitty local band [[no one]] likes, although a few people may claim to so that '''you''' don't feel bad.
 
 
'''YOU''' try your best to impress others but fail horribly at it.
 
 
'''YOU''' are subscribed to [[TheAmazingAtheist]] on [[Youtube]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are also subscribed to [[MeganSpeaks]] and [[LifeInATent]] on there as well.
 
 
'''YOU''' have wet dreams about getting anally raped by [[Dragon Ball Z|Piccolo]].
 
 
'''YOU''' can't hold your liquor.
 
 
'''YOU''' sucked your sister's dildo to find out what it felt like to be on the giving end.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a blue waffle so a dildo is all the dick you'll ever get.
 
 
'''YOU''' shit down public toilets without cleaning up afterwards, you vandal!
 
 
'''YOU''' need to stop kidding yourself, they picked '''you''' last in gym because '''you''' are a fat sack of shit.
 
 
'''YOU''' consider yourself to have a "competitive personality" because you play on Xbox Live.
 
 
'''YOU''' are an [[Americunt]], therefore you're a resident of the most stupid, asinine nation in the world. Be proud.
 
 
'''YOU''' fap to the [[Royal_Family|The Queen of England]], thou foul peasant!
 
 
'''YOU''' masturbate to anatomy pictures in your <s>Biology</s> Zoology text book.
 
 
'''YOU''' cut yourself.
 
 
'''YOU''' were never asked out on a date in your entire pathetic life.
 
 
'''YOU''' also got rejected by everyone you asked to be your prom date.
 
 
'''YOU''' never wipe properly after taking a dump, therefore there are so many skid-marks in '''your''' underwear that it looks like an Egyptian roadmap!
 
 
'''YOU''' have been looking up some [[Runescape]] porn.
 
 
'''YOU''' were raped as a child.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a failure.
 
 
'''YOU''' <s>suck thousands upon thousands of [[cocks]] daily</s> cannot even get a cock in your mouth, shithead.
 
 
'''YOU''' always sit alone by yourself.
 
 
'''YOU''' CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN-HOSE!
 
 
'''YOU''' were abandoned by your "boyfriend" after he knocked you up.
 
 
'''YOU''' slash children with a stanley outside of kindergarten.
 
 
'''YOU''' are Friday the 13th.
 
 
'''YOU''' masturbate to [[shota]]/[[futa]] [[loli]].
 
 
'''YOU''' created [[Memegenerator|Memegenerator.net]] because you think that making [[Advice dog/variants|Advice dog variations]] are funny, way to go for spreading more [[Cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] you fucking asshole.
 
 
'''YOU''' believe people should listen to what you have to say, when truth be told nobody gives a fuck.
 
 
'''YOU''' have mosquito bites for tits.
 
 
'''YOU''' are NEET, a waste of resources. Just fucking [[Kill Yourself]].
 
 
'''YOU''' can't wait to call Gamestop and ask for [[Battletoads]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a total bum.
 
 
'''YOU''' bought [[Wii Fit]] to lose weight, but stopped playing after seeing your body mass index.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[Muslim]].
 
 
'''YOU''' finger yourself to blue balls.
 
 
'''YOU''' think this list is just written about someone likely to read it, like the average [[/b/tard]] or [[EDiot]], while it is actually written about '''you''' and only '''you'''!
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason [[your mom]] cries and your dad drinks.
 
 
'''YOU''' are on your uncle's favorite [[fap|fapping]] picture. His second favorite is [[your mom]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[Weeaboo]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are an STD.
 
 
'''YOU''' suck.
 
 
'''YOU''' seriously suck.
 
 
'''YOU''' suck [[dick]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the result of a broken condom.
 
 
'''YOU''' were conceived because your mom was raped by your drunken dad.
 
 
'''YOU''' [[the game|just lost the game]].
 
 
'''YOU''' will never find a soul mate.
 
 
And on the subject of [[the game]], '''YOU''' will never win the game, no matter how hard '''you''' try.
 
 
'''YOU''' called [[rule34]] on a fetus. What the fuck!?
 
 
'''YOU''' have a power level of 0,0264.
 
 
'''YOU''' never had a BF or GF in [[School]].
 
 
'''YOU''' really want to go outside and kill yourself right now, and '''you''' would, if only '''you''' were physically able to move outside of your basement.
 
 
'''YOU''' equip giant weapons on your [[World of Warcraft]] character to draw attention away from your [[micropenis]].
 
 
'''YOU''' have more yellow stains on your teeth than you do in your toilet.
 
 
'''YOU''' have been permanently banned from all boards for the following reason: [[CP|child pornography]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a fucking [[gypsy]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are also a [[Jew]], which means you are a gypsyjew.
 
 
'''YOU''' are an accident who has no purpose in life. There is no reason for you to exist and you should become [[an hero]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are merely a blip on the world's radar.
 
 
'''YOU''' have Candace syndrome.
 
 
'''YOU''' started the [[swine flu]]. Way to go, jackass.
 
 
'''YOU''' write 400-page walkthroughs for GameFAQs with a tl;dr disclaimer at the top threatening legal action against anyone who violates the copyright of your intellectual property, as if you could afford liability coverage for your shitkicker station wagon, much less a lawyer.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[nigger]], being a [[nigger]], a [[gypsy]] and a [[jew]] all at the same time means that '''you''' are a nomadic jewnigger.
 
 
'''YOU''' get trolled into online political debates in which you call your opponents "idiot" and "moron" so repetitively that it loses all meaning, then claim to be in law school or business school or med school or whichever prestigious university you believe would give your opinion credibility, when in fact you've been living with your mom since you dropped out of high school 9 years ago.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a pedophile who advocates age-of-consent reform under some twisted delusion that even Helen Keller at 12 would have consented to fucking your fat, ugly, smelly, hairy, nasty, pimply-ridden ass.
 
 
'''YOU''' will never get laid.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the true definition of a cunt.
 
 
'''YOU''' have more dirty dishes in front of your computer than you have in the kitchen sink.
 
 
'''YOU''' will never be remembered after your death (which will hopefully occur soon).
 
 
'''YOU''' sleep alone every night. Even your dog won't sleep in your bed because '''you''' smell like [[shit]]
 
 
'''YOU''' wear T-shirts with cynical, sarcastic slogans that deride humanity to give a false pretense that it's you who hates the world and not the other way around.
 
 
'''YOU''' live in a trailer.
 
 
'''YOU''' wanna fuck [[Krystal]] up the ass. Pervert.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a poster of The Little Mermaid on your wall, and fap to it every night.
 
 
'''YOU''' are such a pathetic wimp that '''you''' go to [[4chan]] and make greentext stories about how '''you''' just won an IRL fight, which is false because '''you''' don't go outside.
 
 
'''YOU''' love The [[Jonas Brothers]].
 
 
'''YOU''' believe everything [[Glenn Beck]] says.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a hillbilly redneck.
 
 
'''YOU''' listen to [[Justin Bieber]].
 
 
'''YOU''' think "Sanjay and Craig" ripped off "Regular Show"
 
 
'''YOU''' are [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay-for-pay Gay-for-pay].
 
 
'''YOU''' post comments expressing your useless opinions on the Daily Mail website, and you often get thumbed down.
 
 
'''YOU''' Are a [[bicurious]] angsty [[teenager]] who listens to [[My Chemical Romance]] while cutting '''your''' wrist, you [[emo]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the main source of anti-lulz on the [[internet]].
 
 
'''YOU''' have body dysmorphic disorder, even though you look like a fucking skeleton.
 
 
'''YOU''' got IP banned from pornhub.
 
 
'''YOU''' pull up CMD on a school computer to make people think you are a pro [[hacker|h4x0r]]
 
 
'''YOU''' were Saddam Hussein's sex slave.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the [[Anti-Lulz]].
 
 
'''YOU''' can't afford a decent PC.
 
 
'''YOU''' think the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] is really here to help other countries achieve democracy, and fervently supports [[Arab Spring|every]] [[Ukraine|single one]] of the "Revolutions" they impose on other countries, making you a dancing puppet.
 
 
'''YOU''' kissed [[scammer|Michael Schumacher]] when you were 12 ([[Zionist]] sexual gratification rewards for Michael) by standing on his knees and anchoring your hands on his shoulders, the sound of that kiss can be [[fact|heard]] in other galaxies.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[Social Justice Warrior]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a loser.
 
 
'''YOU''' are my bitch.
 
 
'''YOU''' want WW3.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the only nigga alive that actually pays a hooker in GTA San Andres, and not kill her and get your money back. [[Poor|But never mind, you don't have any fucking money]]
 
 
'''YOU''' created shitty music.
 
 
'''YOU''' masturbate to gay [[pokemon]] porn, fucking [[furfag]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the [[Cancer killing /b/|cancer that is killing]] [[B|/b/]].
 
 
'''YOU''' created [[ Britain's Got Talent|The Voice Kids]] thinking that you are smart, yet, [[Jews]] who control [[Media]] were so happy because they will get the chance to [[Child Abuse|offer]] kids becoming famous. Haaaha! you help kids being molested! you are far worse than [[Dubai|Sharjah Ruler]]!
 
 
'''YOU''' finger your sister and suck off your brother.
 
 
'''YOU''' still don't know this list is specifically about '''you'''!
 
 
'''YOU''' won the [[faggot of the year]].
 
 
'''YOU''' think Autism Speaks actually helps autistic people!
 
 
'''YOU''' (and this is the worst thing of all) you are '''[[You]]'''.
 
 
'''YOU''' hate [[normies]] and are a social reject loser who faps to anime.
 
 
'''YOU''' make blind kids cry.
 
 
'''YOU''' have nothing better to do then read this site. Loser.
 
 
'''YOU'''r parents and grandparents are all cousins.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason [[Kurt Cobain]] committed self pwnage.
 
 
'''YOU''' are simultaneously a [[feminist]] and an [[MRA]].
 
 
'''YOU''' identify as [[Non-binary]] and [[otherkin]].
 
 
'''YOU''' used [[Soulja Boy]] to diss [[moot]] which lead to Drama and the guy telling you to go and kill yourself!
 
 
'''YOU''' made [[Windows]] 8. Then made Windows 10, which was more horse shit.
 
 
'''YOU''' don't have a uterus, hmmmm.
 
 
'''YOU''' created [[Bitcoin|crypto]] currency in hope of decrypting a file that [[moot]] left. Not knowing he did it for [[lulz]].
 
 
'''YOU''' caught your [[fake|Dad]] fucking a cow.
 
 
'''YOU''' at 12 years old, been visited by [[Satan|Akadawa]] and he said "Oooh Yandy! it's been a while since I saw you.. come let me greet you". But that [[Child Abuse|greeting]] was a [[Jew|dog act]] of tonguing.
 
 
'''YOU'''  forced [[Microsoft]] to rape [[Windows]] in the 8th and 10th edition, for mass collection of Data. In other words, you ruined their image.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a brain that is wired incorrectly, what you need is a [[military]] like Bootcamp that should last for 3 months. Hopefully that would teach you how to be responsible.
 
 
'''YOU''' keep spying on [[moot]] laptop even though he bought it for playing games.
 
 
'''YOU''' created [[Lizard Squad]] and [[noob|Fine$t]] thinking that your cult are good [[Anonymous|hackers]]. So a web interface that you pay [[money|$]] to use RMIT and Latrobe Universities networks for [[DDoS]] attacks? do these universities know? nope, once they figured it out they disabled it and you lost 10Gbps bandwidth.
 
 
'''YOU''' designed the ugly new [[Xbox]] 360 interface, yuk.
 
 
'''YOU''' steal taxpayers money and give it to people who support you, around $3000/mo. Did you know that you raped everyone and created more debt per capita and per person even not-yet/newborn babies?
 
 
'''YOU''' hate the new Lexus RX because [[moot]] knows how to design cars. Seriously did you try to burn Lexus factory in Japan? damn...
 
 
'''YOU''' have a small size body, close to a [[midget]] but you sound like a mouse.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the [[Queen]] of kissing old stinky white [[Jew|men]] since you were 9 years old.
 
 
'''YOU''' [[fact|lie]] a lot, it became a second nature. When those lies catch up with your [[ass]] you just act like nothing happened, but inside, you are afraid of your downfall (which already happened).
 
 
'''YOU''' ruined [[wow|World of Warcraft]] by introducing new expansion that featured [[Panda|Pandas]]. Subscribers numbers plummeted from 6 million to 1.3 million. Once it went down to 900,000 [[Blizzard]] had to release new expansion that fixed what you ruined.
 
 
'''YOU''' think you control [[nuke|nukes]], but the only thing you control is [[fact|nothing]].
 
 
'''YOU''' contaminated AbuDhabi oil tanks with water, not knowing they got great engineers who can fix it based on [[science|Chemical]] formulas equity.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a body odour that even [[Barack Obama|Barraq Hussein Abamah]] smelled, that urine smell. He said "Satanics...". Sure!
 
 
'''YOU''' keep putting this act and this ugly creepy face when presenting your ShitShow not knowing that almost everyone knows you are [[shit]] actor, why not give em the evil creepy [[Child Abuse|abused child]] face by most MotoGP, F1 and [[Dubai|UAE]] rulers since you were hosted by [[Australia]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' pissed your pants when you read that you are [[Ausfag|Australian]]. Actually you are abducted [[sandnigger]] monkey.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a pussy that is tucked in. About 20 million saw it live on [[TV]] prior to [[censor|censoring]] that shit.
 
 
'''YOU''' act like guys, you need to stay with women for few months to adapt being a woman. [[Lesbian]] [[slut]].
 
 
'''YOU''' got your pussy sucked by [[Satan|Akadawa]] when you were 13, he gave you Vagasil which you ate. [[Lol]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the slut who was revving that [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PyTdevV4KA yellow Lamborghini in Dubai] with other self-entitled fags. Am happy it caught fire. I like how you were crying and all citizens laughed at you. Kudos to Karma.
 
 
'''YOU''' while singing your best friend song that you wrote (bad blood) driving your car, adjusting the sound settings in the hope of being better than [[moot]], you were dancing and moving your hand in circular motion until you suddenly ran over a wombat. [[Fail]].
 
 
'''YOU''' don't even wear underwear, ew that smell. Quickie sex? you nasty [[fuck]] face.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a virus that needs antiretroviral therapy to be permanently removed.
 
 
'''YOU''' make trees and rocks cry because of your [[Satanic]] evil mind.
 
 
'''YOU''' torture trees you dirty little [[Jew|fuck]].
 
 
'''YOU''' enjoy watching others suffer you [[psychopath]] [[fuck]].
 
 
'''YOU''' tried to summon Bahamut, he said "Ha ha I laugh! [[Satan|Akadawa]] [[whore]] tried to summon me!".
 
 
'''YOU''' don't know that I was the one who made [[Taylor Swift]] skirt go up.
 
 
'''YOU''' have [[fact|brown penny sized nipples]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are super duper upper retarded [[Prostitute]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[rapefugee]] who rapes [[Europe|Europeans]].
 
 
'''YOU''' with your ugly [[Hong Kong]] friend went to K2Networks CEO. And told him sex means releasing WarRock. [[Prostitute]] confirmed.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[weird]], because after [[Ausfag|Casey Stoner]] finished his last race while watching it on TV said "YES YES! Casey wins! Casey gets everything! Casey gets all women! ohh... look at him... he is so awesome! I LLLLUUUUVE HIM!". Did you know that I know you gave blowjob to him when you were 14 years old? you nasty Enabler little [[Satanic]] [[Whore]].
 
 
'''YOU''' been supported by some, some others were looking at you and thinking "YOU ARE A LIAR! YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE NOT TELLING US YOU SLIMEY SCUMBAG LIAR!", and the people will see you in the supermarket and will say Hello, but they would be thinking "Ah there goes that murder, you got away with murder you murdering lying waste of life!".
 
 
'''YOU''' have a flat chest, you will never get big boobs.
 
 
'''YOU''' created Zika Virus, along with Ebola. p.s: does Ebola reminds you of something? is it the word that [[Satan|Akadawa]] taught you that it means [[Child Abuse|kissing and sex]] session with old [[jew|men]]? mic is yours.
 
 
'''YOU''' think that you are beautiful, but you look like a guy. Seriously a cute looking guy.
 
 
'''YOU''' try so hard to speak [[China|Chinese]]. You only know few words fuck off.
 
 
'''YOU''' ruined [[Tomb Raider]] by directing a nonsense 2nd movie. Where events never took place on earth at all.
 
 
'''YOU''' died in [[Vietnam]].
 
 
'''YOU''' ruined Tomb Raider games series by directing "Angel of Darkness". Correction: You are the [[Child Abuse|Child]] [[Prostitute]] Devil of [[Australia]].
 
 
'''YOU''' watch [[CP|Child Porn]] to double your energy each month. You nasty little [[whore]].
 
 
'''YOU''' ruined the image of [[Dubai|Sharjah Ruler]]. Now all know his deep secrets.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous of my Ghosts of Razgriz.
 
 
'''YOU''' are sad because sales figures of [[Life Is Strange]] are low. Even though you forced most bloggers and journalists to praise and highly rate the game.
 
 
'''YOU''' directed those ads of teen girls pictures taken in farms down YouJizz porn site. See? you are nasty person.
 
 
'''YOU''' wish that you are a guy with a dick so that you rape [[moot]].
 
 
'''YOU''' raped Nokia with [[Windows]] phone. Specially Lumia. You generally are a failure.
 
 
'''YOU''' feel jealous of me for having Angels on my side. Can you see them?
 
 
'''YOU''' don't understand anything in life. Your job is being fucked by me each minute.
 
 
'''YOU''' are still a virus culture.
 
 
'''YOU''' made [[Dubai]] Sheikh [[Idiot|Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktom]] [[Kabbalah|mind control]] a [[Pakistanis]] truck driver crossing [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Lahbab+-+Dubai+-+United+Arab+Emirates/@25.0328504,55.5990353,277m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x3ef58410787c06d5:0x38ccd13fe7cd62dd!8m2!3d25.0421408!4d55.5912693?hl=en the road] to his truck; so that I crash into him while crossing killing him for your [[Australia|Australian]] pleasure, but [[epic fail]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a female copy of [[Satan|Akadawa (or AntiChrist)]]. You do not deserve the empty human body you are in. Now stare at the screen with that [[Australia|Aussie]] [[Child]] [[Prostitute]] fake smile of everything is okay.
 
 
'''YOU''' always act in an evil way. You evil.
 
 
'''YOU''' are rekt.
 
 
'''YOU''' made [[Internet Explorer]] Edge, which is more fail than everything you did so far.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a bad taste in music, nobody likes your music.
 
 
'''YOU''' always smilie thinking that you will succeed, but things turn the other way leading to general failure. This resembles your show.
 
 
'''YOU''' were taped throwing satanic love dust spell at [[moot]]'s doorsteps. But he reflected it to you.
 
 
'''YOU''' are good at blowjobs though.
 
 
'''YOU''' ruined so many food and beverage products, [[your]] ideas are not important. In fact, they are too bad.
 
 
'''YOU''' think that specific numbers are actually a sign of [[crap|good luck]]. Seriously what did [[Australia]] do to you?
 
 
'''YOU''' don't even control Formula1 & MotoGP. These [[Zionist|Jews]] make you feel that you are controlling because you fulfil their sick [[Child Abuse|desires]].
 
 
'''YOU''' kissed 2 of your brothers.
 
 
'''YOU''' lost virginity to your older brother.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a ShitShow that is so shit it smells and taste like shit mixed with rotten eggs and diesel smoke.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a website that is similar to [[ED]], but sadly nobody cared about it and it scores no visits (other than search engine Spiders).
 
 
'''YOU''' are the female [[Satan|AntiChrist]] given that you were his prostitute.
 
 
'''YOU''' are depressed because you cannot understand the nature of your life since you were 10 years old.
 
 
'''YOU''' at 14 years old were used by your [[Mossad|abductors]] to kiss [[Dubai]] Ruler. He said "Alaaaaaaa.. what is this pure clean energy.". Bonus: Eyes closed! DUBAI RULER EYES WERE CLOSED!
 
 
'''YOU''' even sucked his dick then he went to shower.
 
 
'''YOU''' cause the death of any person nearby you. Please drown yourself.
 
 
'''YOU''' will remain the [[Zionist]] Child [[Prostitute]] of [[NWO]].
 
 
'''YOU''' did nothing positive to this world, you are the negativity of this world.
 
 
'''YOU''' still must kill yourself. Am serious.
 
 
'''YOU''' don't get it.
 
 
'''YOU''' steal others hard work and claim it to be yours. Thief.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a scandal that will make Queen Elizabeth II scandal less popular.
 
 
'''YOU''' are wanted by 20 million angry [[Iraq|Iraqis]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are going to be raped by around 400 million [[muslim|Sand Niggers]].
 
 
'''YOU''' act like you are not scared or afraid. You are considering [[suicide]] daily.
 
 
'''YOU''' shot Christina Grimmie.
 
 
'''YOU''' shot 49 gays at the Pulse Nightclub in [[Orlando]].
 
 
'''YOU''' have a [[slut]] called [[Taylor Swift]] who tries to comfort you. But she is done from you given that she killed [[Elliot Rodger]].
 
 
'''YOU''' still don't get that you were used as a sex tool since you were abducted by [[dubai|Sharjah Ruler]] and placed in fake family in [[Australia]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' do know that [[Mossad|Ken Lockhart of Vic Wreckers]] been going to [[Dubai|Sharjah Ruler Palace]] to [[Child abuse|molest]] Children since the 70s, but you liked him because he is sweet to you and you forgive him. Who made you the authority of earth? leave that to me and bend down. [[Bitch]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are dead since [[Last Thursday]].
 
 
'''YOU''' in year 2009 came to Fujairah Cinema trying to kill me with Berlina and Jamie. The way the Movie star disabled your [[Satanic]] magic was amazing, you pissed on the floor. Haha! Still check the next one.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[Prostitute]] that roams from one MotoGP rider truck to another, delivering [[Child]] kisses. What would the whole world say about you all? [[lulz]].
 
 
'''YOU''' washed your hair with piss recently.
 
 
'''YOU''' ruined everything on earth, if you did not exist this world will be in peace right this moment.
 
 
'''YOU''' are loved by a crazy guy called "Saleh McMaryam" who you called him "Best Friend Forever". Poor guy, you are his auntie.
 
 
'''YOU''' still don't understand that everybody knows your secrets. You are more than exposed. In fact, you are rekt.
 
 
'''YOU''' need to get used to saying "Yes sir master".
 
 
'''YOU''' can't stop checking [[Anonymous]] videos and this website. [[Stalker]]. Go away. Go back to [[Australia]]. Doubt you will find anyone to kiss that stinky [[Jew]] spit mixed mouth.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a lame dirt that is placed on [[Australia]] reputation.
 
 
'''YOU''' ate shit when you were 11 thinking its food made in your oven. You sure your stomach is an oven?
 
 
'''YOU''' lost the game, there is nothing you can do other than trying to act like you are winning by losing.
 
 
'''YOU''' made [[India|Warren]] get boner for you. Do you know I got about 20 units on him? he is in fear because he was close to you.
 
 
'''YOU''' will receive a new award called "The Biggest [[Bitch]] in the Universe" soon.
 
 
'''YOU''' made [[Lizard Squad|Mazaher Mohamed]] bring a gun to [[Adele]] concert to do a shooting.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused "Nice" attack.
 
 
'''YOU''' are responsible for most terrorist false flag attacks. Even [[Sandy Hook]].
 
 
'''YOU''' still don't get it.
 
 
'''YOU''' must bang your head against the wall to get it.
 
 
'''YOU''' think am done but am not.
 
 
'''YOU''' have no special powers whatsoever. The only power you have is being [[child abuse|sexually abused]] by [[Jew|Jews]] since you were 10 years old.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I have too many special powers.
 
 
'''YOU''' still don't get it, [[God]] will not kill you because what is gonna happen will ruin and destroy you. It will make you think [[9000|OVER 9000 TIMES]] before doing anything that will cause more people to die.
 
 
'''YOU''' will be hanged from your hair in [[hell]].
 
 
'''YOU''' made your cult members change the word [[Cat]] into a [[pussy]] in Japanese translation of [[Google]]. You must be killed for these crimes because many kids looked up Pussy and what they found means you must be killed slowly with maximum amount of pain. Cunt.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason that Jessica Nicole is dead. If you did not exist she would be alive right now, happily.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a mistake that [[Australia]] proudly purchased.
 
 
'''YOU''' must be locked up inside a room with toilet and food delivery through the door. You being locked up means safety of all living things.
 
 
'''YOU''' wanna help MotoGP riders by giving them kisses? bad news, you are no longer younger than 16 years old.
 
 
'''YOU''' are ruined.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a draft dodger
 
 
'''YOU''' have lost the game [[9000|OVER 9000 TIMES]].
 
 
'''YOU''' will end up being my [[bitch]]. And my dick got more fucks to fuck you.
 
 
'''YOU''' feel jealous because I lead [[Anonymous]]. It is true, am too awesome for Yandy.
 
 
'''YOU''' were present inside [[Dubai|Sharjah Ruler's]] mansion in [[Australia|Kangaroo Grounds]] giving tips and orders to [[idiot|His Highness Sheikh Sultan Bin Mohammed AlQassimi]] on what to do with that little 5 years old boy. In terms of molestation and torturing. Nasty [[bitch]].
 
 
'''YOU''' must understand this. Your death (with your soul in Hell) means the end of all of this crap. So please kill yourself. Right now. Do it properly, not the Drama Queen act mmkay?
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I was the Emperor of China.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I was King Tut.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I was Josef.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I was Japanese Lord.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I was King of Moguls.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I was Raphael.
 
 
'''YOU''' spammed this page with 400 epic definitions, [[User:LIOD|King]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I was William Shakespeare.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because you cannot bully me.
 
 
'''YOU''' are part of the [[satan|Anti Christ]] deceives.
 
 
'''YOU''' make [[Australia]] proud, you exceed all levels -satisfy- of evilness in terms of being Jew & Zionist. 
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I am King of Earth.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because all the universe know me personally.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous am mastering everything I do. Am perfect. Am so perfect I make your vagina jealous.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jealous because I can kiss properly while you start to remember licking that douchebag's teeth when you were sexually abused by [[Jews]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are beyond repair. We need to scrap you and build a new better person.
 
 
'''YOU''' killed a young talented Motorcycle racer with last name of Lockhart. Just because he was gonna talk?
 
 
'''YOU''' sent an [[Australia|Aussie]] teacher to molest my niece.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the best at [[lie|everything]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a huge bully, in fact you fail at it because _________(insert here any [[Jew]] excuse).
 
 
'''YOU''' fucked your brother while he was asleep, you nasty incest [[whore]].
 
 
'''YOU''' should give up. Game over. I always win right this moment and at the end.
 
 
'''YOU''' really must suicide. If you need help I will be more than happy to run you over at 165mph. Just make sure to be drunk so that I will not have any liability.
 
 
'''YOU''' fucked [[Blizzard]] so hard with the new launcher interface, it's heavy, consuming battery and resources. It should be reverted back to its original [[1337]] form ASAP.
 
 
'''YOU''' directed the new [[Top Gear]] season, you ruined it! why a presenter that is [[gay]] [[geek]] [[ginger]] [[wannabe]] [[psychologist]] who has a scandal in [[Australia|RMIT]] for sexually abusing [[Underage|students]] in trade to making them pass? Anything you touch [[fact|turns into ashes]].
 
 
'''YOU''' think that when [[Taylor Swift]] sing (oooooow it's saw sad tooow) feels like she has a [[penis]] and is [[fapping|fapping]] angrily while watching a porno. You even discussed that with her. Nasty.
 
 
'''YOU''' made up [[Teenage Kings of Werribee]] tape, that girl is an actor you hired and promised [[money]].
 
 
'''YOU''' directed [[fail|Gods of Egypt]]. You did spend too much money with no positive return and used studios in [[Australia]]. But, most viewers think this is [[porn|hard core porno]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are an aunty that is sexually loved by 2 of her nieces. That is why they support you.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a lover called "Saleh McMaryam" who is a [[Nigger]], he sucks right? the only reason he want to fuck you because you remind him of Releena, the girl he had sex with during the 5th grade. Small, little, skinny & so innocent. [[Creepy]] [[fuck]].
 
 
'''YOU''' recently were riding with your illegal sperm injected to [[whores]] nieces, in black Range Rover Sport. While the stupid driver For The Million Time crashed again. You started crying when the [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/e/e6/Bcart.jpg car caught fire and blew up].
 
 
'''YOU''' were driving Go-Kart in DubaiAutoDome trying to sound like a good driver, while claiming am too poor to drive there, [[Bitch]] can't steer to the left and crashed into the tunnel wall?
 
 
'''YOU''' keep fucking up and failing, when will you understand that you are epic fail [[fuck]] face?
 
 
'''YOU''' tried to become Kindergarden teacher in my town opposite of the Zoo-Park hoping you will find relatives to me to molest about 5-7 months ago. Sponsored by Children Pimp Sharjah Ruler.
 
 
'''YOU''' kinda forgot that you are a [[Zionist]] Child [[Prostitute]] since you were 10 years old. Get it? "犹太复国主义犹太雏妓有成人恶心男人发生性关系". Doubt you understand [[China|Chinese]] but I try my best.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason that about 30 million Australians will die soon.
 
 
'''YOU''' keep failing, can you change your name to Failure Liang instead of Yandy Liang please?
 
 
'''YOU''' are jelly because I am Goku in Saiyuki Gaiden, I know am too cool.
 
 
'''YOU''' are jelly because [[Anonymous]] are so cool, cooler than [[illuminati|Child Molesters]].
 
 
'''YOU''' looked funny when I came too early and witnessed you with Dubai & Sharjah rulers making truck loaded with rocks to drop its load. Your smile haha. :(
 
 
'''YOU''' look like a guy, am interested in changing you into a guy, up for that?
 
 
'''YOU''' feel jealous from [https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6e/17/4d/6e174d867499720031e99bbaf4b1927d.jpg my crest]. Why? you have a [https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaKCoAmRnaA0DoiJbM2e3G3NECcTmAXnbJiSxXx9OJR9pABNjm crest].
 
 
'''YOU''' made [[Dubai]] Ruler murder his own son by planting sleeping pills in his dinner, it was sad seeing him saying "This will be my last dinner with my parents that I love, but I still love Adam also!".
 
 
'''YOU''' are the 2nd most trolled person by [[God|G.O.D]] after [[Satan]].
 
 
'''YOU''' must try to inject DeepHeat cream in your butt hole, I will do that to you very often.
 
 
'''YOU''' think that you are Yuna from FFX. Think again, you are not. She is beautiful though last time I saw her was 25 years ago. And she is not a midget.
 
 
'''YOU''' had a creepy satanic forum that I hacked easily few years ago, I even left my code name on it.
 
 
'''YOU''' pay [[money|$]] to low lives to do inhumane things.
 
 
'''YOU''' ruined [[Dino Crisis 2|Dino Crisis]] few years ago by directing meaningless shoot the Dinosaur game. Silly ideas that you carry inside your brain.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused Black Friday bushfire in hopes of [[Australia|Australians]].
 
 
'''YOU''' made Rule 66, send a person to laugh/joke/bully at me, once done [[Whore|Yandy]] win.
 
 
'''YOU''' made Rule 67, send a woman/women to act shocked when seeing me.
 
 
'''YOU''' never had a family, except a fake one. So that you be hidden and taught kissing and sex with older [[Jew|Jews]] since very young age.
 
 
'''YOU''' ruined Expression Web from 5th edition and upwards, your ideas are useless.
 
 
'''YOU''' felt jelly from my Front Page 2003 software.
 
 
'''YOU''' being on top still not in control.
 
 
'''YOU''' have fallen down as the Bible predicted. The [[Whore]] of [[NWO|Babylon]].
 
 
'''YOU''' at 11-13 years old gave [[child abuse|Ebola]] a nice nickname, which is [[lol|Secret Fun Time]].
 
 
'''YOU''' at 13-14 years old gave [[lol|Secret Fun Time]] a nice nickname upgrade, which is [[rofl|Super Secret Fun Time]] because your [[satan|pimp]] told you it is a secret and nobody shall know.
 
 
'''YOU''' at 14-15 years old gave [[rofl|Super Secret Fun Time]] an epic name upgrade, which is [[wtf|Super Secret Refreshing Fun Time]] due to Casey using a new generation mix of sugar and mint. You were even pumped each time you did it. And were so scared to tell your classmates. Damn..
 
 
'''YOU''' not playing Super Secret Refreshing Fun time with adult Jews anymore? Oh yandy! come to me! have no regrets!
 
 
'''YOU''' didn't name Ebola the "refreshing elixir" did you? nasty [[whore]].
 
 
'''YOU''' think you will create the cold war? omg.
 
 
'''YOU''' have a system output of [[child abuse|Ebola]].
 
 
'''YOU''' tried to [[delete fucking everything]] once you realised -too late- that [[Anonymous]] hacked and received everything in your laptop.
 
 
'''YOU''' must know all your data belongs to us, good for informing the world about the disaster you are.
 
 
'''YOU''' got a childhood that is a bright prime example of how [[jew|Jews]] ruin other's lives.
 
 
'''YOU''' are so jealous that [[South Park]] featured me recently in one of their episodes doing our [[Raid|Raids]]. We are Legion.
 
 
'''YOU''' lack morals. In other words you are Amoral.
 
 
'''YOU''' don't even have a real original name. I got many real original names.
 
 
'''YOU''' ran out of options? like always.
 
 
'''YOU''' no matter what you do, you will never be better or cooler than me.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason that [[Muslim|Muslims]] will win.
 
 
'''YOU''' directed or mentored many [[Anime|Animation]] which [[Japan]] politely ignored.
 
 
'''YOU''' while leaving [[dubai|UAE]] inside [[Prostitute]] Mobil whined about how safe it is to live in that region. Requested making a war there as [[NWO]] [[illuminati]] control wars. Your [[satan|pimp]] said they will only create financial crisis as many people need to become poor plus making everything expensive. [[lol]].
 
 
'''YOU''' must know that I would rather fuck your ugly [[Hong Kong]] friend than fucking you.
 
 
'''YOU''' couldn't/still maintain control of car going at 140km/h down my highways.
 
 
'''YOU''' did kiss Sharjah Ruler when you were very young but felt weird from the way he acted. Because he is [[Gay]].
 
 
'''YOU''' made Barbie emo. Just like yourself.
 
 
'''YOU''' are super more jelly because I was the first person in the world to catch the The Golden Snitch. It even whispered some stuff.
 
 
'''YOU''' broke the Australian law over [[9000]] times.
 
 
'''YOU''' sent a taxi driver inside [[Hong Kong]] airport/shops to give me fake change so that I get charged with handling fake notes.
 
 
'''YOU''' may not be aware but there is a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhSVlp2-u20 song] that is about [[whore|you]].
 
 
'''YOU''' don't know that we got footage of Queen Elizabeth II getting mad at her parents then transforming (hittin the trigger) into a lizard/cross/human.
 
 
'''YOU''' look like a guy [[btw]].
 
 
'''YOU''' still think that you can defeat [[Anonymous]]? try to find us first.
 
 
'''YOU''' do acknowledge that you set the Black Saturday fire back in year 2009? Better come clean if you want %50 less voltage.
 
 
'''YOU''' always cry and try to [[suicide]] each time [[drugs|Tramadol]] effect wear out. Living a false reality?
 
 
'''YOU''' have nothing to do with MotoGP and F1. It feels that you are trying to have something to do with something you got nothing to do with.
 
 
'''YOU''' want to talk about crashing your bike (Honda CB) while being thirsty daydreaming about [[ausfag|Casey's]] [[child abuse|Refreshing Elixir]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' caused %75 less fans of MotoGP.
 
 
'''YOU''' destroyed all my motorbikes. The fuck!
 
 
'''YOU''' have a niece that got boner for you that closes his eyes and imagines is doing you while he doing sex with girls/women/whatever he likes because he is [[illuminati]]/men.
 
 
'''YOU''' cried when music producers said your voice give them headache, and they had to use [[fail|auto-tone]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are grounded.
 
 
'''YOU''' exceed all standards of failure.
 
 
'''YOU''' are not a Queen nor a Princess.
 
 
'''YOU''' got a bonus, after this you will head to the toilet to cry.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the Gargoyle of 21st century. The [[Australia|Australian]] edition that is limited to 1 person.
 
 
'''YOU''' feel jelly from The Grand Tour. As they are better than the show you [[fact|shat on and ruined]].
 
 
'''YOU''' feel jealous from my black cat, because this is the 2nd time [[me|King Tut's]] cat show up.
 
 
'''YOU''' don't know that I can still move, I can still fly!
 
 
'''YOU''' are dirty disgusting evil murderer. Still you don't understand.
 
 
'''YOU''' are world's star. In terms of sexual scandals.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the opposite of [[Cardcaptor Sakura|Sakura-Chan]].
 
 
'''YOU''' aggravate a laughter whenever someone see you.
 
 
'''YOU''' admire the effects that [[Anonymous]] use in their videos, of course am talented in everything. Am blessed.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a murderer, [[fact|so you are a criminal]].
 
 
'''YOU''' can't use a broom to clean the floor. Useless disposable [[whore]].
 
 
'''YOU''' Jewed other [[Jew|Jews]].
 
 
'''YOU''' downloaded all pictures of me down sdpics.com. If you really like me send me a txt I will ignore it.
 
 
'''YOU''' however, this ability to blow kisses to adult Jews since you were 10 years, am positive. You are a [[Prostitute]] that acquired a [[satanic]] abilities with the help of [[Satan|Akadawa]]!
 
 
'''YOU''' and your [[satan|pimp]] been featured in this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FovPCrstJEg Music Video] by [[Iraq|Iraqis]].
 
 
'''YOU''' think being poor is funny.
 
 
'''YOU''' killed couple of kids in amusement game down The Global Village, turns out your targets (my nieces) were the next to play to ride. [[Fail]].
 
 
'''YOU''' fake a laugh. Never laughed. Emotionless due to being molested by most MotoGP riders, Formula1 drivers & [[dubai|UAE]] rulers since being hosted by Australia.
 
 
'''YOU''' made [[Google]] staff adjust the area (-37.649946, 145.340029) to substitute the mansion of [[idiot|Sharjah Ruler]] with trees and changed the road name "SkyLine rd" into whatever name you wanted.
 
 
'''YOU''' used to play [[Poker]] with other people that were told to let you win without you being aware. Forcing that Poker face was useless as it was visible that you were angry.
 
 
'''YOU''' made Australians post [[Hentai]] to [[2chan]] board to corrupt Children who browse this friendly website. Nasty [[fuck]].
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the 24 iPhone factory workers to suicide, because you liked [[China]] a lot, just leave it in Taiwan for [[lulz]] sake!
 
 
'''YOU''' are the face of [[fail]].
 
 
'''YOU''' think that Xing body is too wide, and tubby. In other words -just like [[Gabe Newell]]- Bum Bum Fatty Chum Chum.
 
 
'''YOU''' sent few [[Mossad]] agents to kill [[Google]] CEO after raping her for "thinking of talking".
 
 
'''YOU''' stole [[Life Is Strange]] story from me while writing it. That is fine the game is failure anyway.
 
 
'''YOU''' did play "sit on face" game with your friends, which [[Satan]] did not mind his fake daughter (he only cum brown smoke) to play with other boys to become cheeky little [[Prostitute]].
 
 
'''YOU''' have a nickname which is [[Bitch]].
 
 
'''YOU''' were present with Gargoyle in Red Noah, you could be the reason he failed. But did you offer him a Child kiss and he threw up after calling names like "Casey Stoner, Lewis Hamilton, Sharjah Ruler, Dubai Ruler, Nicky Hayden, etc....?".
 
 
'''YOU''' ███████████.
 
 
'''YOU''' made Nelly Fucktado sing a song called "Try", to make Akadawa force you to do less Ebola with adult white men when you were 14 years old.
 
 
'''YOU''' tried drifting in Mini Cooper, which ended up within 1 second as the rear left tire lifting crashing the car flipping it [[9000|OVER 9000 TIMES]].
 
 
'''YOU''' have unjustified reckless actions that the public opinion is switched by a simple payment of AUD 3,000.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a motherfucker. And when we say you're a motherfucker, we're not referring to you as a "cool" motherfucker like [[Samuel L. Jackson]], either. No, you're just a motherfucker, period!
 
 
'''YOU''' decline the fact that your family tree is a telephone pole, but it is.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a douchebag.
 
 
'''YOU''' hopefully will die a violent death.
 
 
'''YOU''' caused the [[Sandy Hook]] massacre.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[faggot]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[dyke]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
 
 
'''YOU''' are fired.
 
 
'''YOU''' must kill yourself. Do it for <s>[[lulz]]</s> justice. 
 
 
'''YOU''' [[lie|read through this list]].
 
 
So do us a favor, [[Kill yourself]]. Your death will reduce the world population, make it a better place, reduce the cost of real estate, and possibly end world hunger.
 
 
==Did You Know that:==
 
 
'''YOU''' don't know the girl you're secretly in love with, that works in MacDonalds at the weekends, refers to you as a 'greasy cunt' with the people she works with?
 
 
'''YOU''' sing "Are we human, or are we dancer?" instead of ''the correct'' "Are we human, or are we denser?"
 
 
'''YOU''' can't handle [[Time Cube|Cubic Time, Cubic Life or Cubic Truth]] - for inside of Time Cube equates the most magnificent symmetry of opposites existing within the universe - for every corner has an equal opposite corner, every 2 corners has an equal opposite 2 corners, every  tri-corner has an equal opposite tri-corner and every 4 corners has an equal opposite 4 corners?
 
 
'''YOU''' STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT'S [http://www.justinsnutbutter.com/ NUT] [http://horse-cum.net/ BUTTER!]?
 
 
'''YOU''' are dependent on other people to make you feel good?
 
 
'''YOU''' [[fap]] to [[Thailand|Thai]] [[shemale]] porn?
 
 
'''YOU''' don't have a job?
 
 
'''YOU''' have [[Diabeetus]] and may qualify for a free meter from Liberty Medical?
 
 
'''YOU''' wear [[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]s?
 
 
'''YOU''' sit at home, wishing they would call?
 
 
'''YOU''' are so fat your gravitational pull will soon mess up the [[Earth]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' are a festering shit stain on evolutions cycle?
 
 
'''YOU''' suck?
 
 
'''YOU''' collect [[plastic crap]]?
 
 
<s>'''YOU''' screw on the side of the road</s> Oh right, You never have and never will be screwed you [[cunt]].
 
 
'''YOU''' [[fail at life]], [[Internet|the Internet]], and [[unfunny|comedy]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' [[Dying alone|don't have any friends]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' [[Applemilk1988|sucked someone off so you could get the money to buy a Nintendo DS?]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are best represented in [http://armorgames.com/play/2757/retardo-and-the-iron-golem this game]?
 
 
'''YOU''' are an [[emo|angsty]], [[bisexual]], [[atheist]] teenager?
 
 
'''YOU''' would be [[drugs|killing brain cells]] if you had any?
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason why we can't have nice things?
 
 
'''YOU''' create fake [[Facebook]] [[Megan_Meier|accounts and talk to young girls]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' missed your father's funeral to play [[DotA|Heroes of Newerth]]? Not just because you're an asshole, but because [[Truth|he fucking hated you]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' ALSO missed out on your sister's wedding to play [[Runescape]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' Photoshop yourself to look [[lolwut|good]] on Facebook?
 
 
'''YOU''' can't do it? And if you are, [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].
 
 
'''YOU''' like being wrong and '''YOU''' enjoy being corrected?  But '''YOU''' never learn any thing.
 
 
'''YOU''' think you have a life but you don't live?
 
 
'''YOU''' have [[ADHD]] and [[Asperger's]] syndrome?
 
 
'''YOU''' spend most of your day on ED and SL because you don't have a first life?
 
 
'''YOU''' feed on Internet binary code?  - how ever the fuck that works...
 
 
[[Image:Go away.PNG|link=|right]]
 
 
'''YOU''' are the most in the closet [[Fag|FAG]] ever?
 
 
'''YOU''' [[fail it]] [[truth|(your skill is not enough)]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' [[Fail]] because your evil will be your undoing?
 
 
'''YOU''' are an [[internet tough guy]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' are an [[ass pirate]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' get [[butthurt]] when someone [[pwn|PWNS]] your fucking ass?
 
 
'''YOU''' fuck your whole family cause '''YOU''' gotta keep teh inbreeding going?
 
 
'''YOU''' are bulimic, but your ugly face can't be fixed?
 
 
'''YOU''' hate [[Furries]] so much that '''YOU''' have accounts on several of their websites?
 
 
'''YOU''' masturbate to furry porn?
 
 
'''YOU''' <s>are so dumb you can't even add 1+1</s> you don't know what + is, but '''you''' still use it to make [[emoticons]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' hate furry art so much that '''YOU''' look at every new furry vid on [[Jewtube]] and watch every anthropomorphic second of it?
 
 
'''YOU''' can NOT stop the Furries from yiffing no matter how much you try no matter how much you want to?
 
 
'''YOU''' can NOT stop zoophiles from loving animals no matter how wrong you think it is?
 
 
'''YOU''' can NOT stop looking at your mom's saggy tits or your dad's limp dick?
 
 
'''YOU''' [[ALLCAPS|WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!]]
 
 
'''YOU''' have bestiality autism? ('''YOU''' see dog cock and dog sex every where you go)
 
 
'''YOU''' have erectile dysfunction and educational disorder?
 
 
'''YOU''' lost [[the game]] before it started?
 
 
'''YOU''' are worse than [[TheAmazingAtheist]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' ARE the cancer that has killed [[B|/b/]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' started going to ED when you were 13?
 
 
'''YOU''' don't have ANY of the signs of maturity (a large scar somewhere on your body, have had or need knee surgery, and a hairy mole)?
 
 
'''YOU''' like it [[in the ass]]? 
 
 
'''YOU''' are addicted to [[drugs|sniffing paint and huffing Gas]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' think that '''you''' don't take the internet seriously but '''you''' do?
 
 
'''YOU''' only get sex when '''YOU''' put on your 2 tone power space armor?
 
 
'''YOU''' are '''[[Gay|NOT]]''' wanted by [[Army|Uncle Sam]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' can dish it out but [[truth|'''YOU''' can't take it]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' will NEVER get IT?
 
 
'''YOU''' are a failed abortion?
 
 
'''YOU''' were not born, but hatched in a petri dish during an 8th grade science class? '''You''' were then thrown out at the end of 7th period and were found fermenting in a gutter in [[Jersey Shore|New Jersey]]. [[Beaner|Those morbidly obese smelly sacks of flesh]] you call your parents found you and decided to keep you as a pet and got you everything their welfare money can afford, [[Tl;dr|which is why you're reading this rather long wall of text.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' probably contributed to this very article, pretending it doesn't apply to '''YOU'''rself?
 
 
'''YOU''' go to [[porn]] websites and think you're having [[sex]], although it's the closest you'll ever be to it?
 
 
'''YOUR''' only reason for visiting this site is so that '''YOU''' don't sound like the [[newfag]] that '''YOU''' are?
 
 
'''YOU''' actually think this article is about '''YOU''' and not the long, [[retard]]ed parody that it is?
 
 
'''YOU''' love getting [[banned]] by other sites because it's so fulfilling and worth 5 cents?
 
 
'''YOUR''' every excuse for fucking failing at [[normal|every day social life]] is: [[retard|"But I have '''Ass Burgers''' syndrome"]] you fucking loser!
 
 
'''YOU''' smoke [[Mudkips]] way too much?
 
 
'''YOU''' gonna get [[Rape|raped]]?
 
 
'''YOU''' are special? Don't let anyone else make you think otherwise...
 
 
'''YOU''' feel better about yourself from reading the sentence above even though you know it isn't true?
 
 
'''YOU''' should kill yourself?
 
 
'''YOU''' will screw that up too.  AGAIN.
 
 
'''YOU''' think that this article is talking to anyone who reads this in general but really it is directly talking to you?
 
 
'''YOU''' where conceived when your [[Sean Hannity|father]] was [[horny|drunk]] and masturbated into a mud puddle, then paid your [[slut|crackwhore]] [[crackwhore|mother]] to wrestle a badger naked in that puddle for a 3 cigarettes. She then passed out and was struck by lightning, energizing the badger shit/Sean Hannity Semen/Dead Crackwhore soup, creating thousands of new species of germs. After a week of rotting under the sun, this soup rectally was consumed by a homeless schizophrenic meth addict beaner, where you coagulated into a shit fetus within his intestines for 2 days before you where shat out behind an bar in Oklahoma. Only [[satan|the Devils]] admiration of such a disturbing and twisted being kept you alive long enough before a pack of niggers took mercy on you and raised you on a diet of their own shit and pig blood, because they didn't care about you because your so god damn ugly, stupid and worthless. Just fucking kill yourself. Get the fuck out of here. You will never know love, joy, laughter or the touch of the opposite sex. God weeps at the fact of your existence, for only he knows how truly pointless it is, and how useless you are. The end. Bitch.
 
 
[[serious]]ly though, '''YOU''' really are a [[bitch]]. <BR>
 
 
'''YOU''' are a steaming pile of [[shit]] that should be hung for being such an asshole.
 
 
'''YOU''' [[stupid|don't even find this entire article offensive.]] [[denial|Not one bit]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are one [[load]] [[your mother]] should have swallowed.
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[Lie|wonderful person.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' make all men [[Fact|vomit.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' are a MotoGP [[Whore|Prostitute.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' had the first kiss with [[Ausfag|Casey Stoner.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' are a retail [[Shit|item.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' used to shit your pants because your [[Ausfag|Aussie]] [[fake|parents]] were forced to plant Laxatives in your food.
 
 
'''YOU''' refuse to accept the fact that you are [[Zionist]] Child [[Prostitute]].
 
 
'''YOU''' still believe that kissing and sex with strangers is an act of help.
 
 
'''YOU''' are hated by most of your friends.
 
 
'''YOU''' have used all of your friends as [[Personal Army]] without telling them at least that they will die or be nuked by angry [[Muslim|Terrorists]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are surrounded by idiots who just want [[illuminati]] rank upgrade.
 
 
'''YOU''' are [[drugs|Tramadol]] addict.
 
 
'''YOU''' lack bladder due to a curse laid by [[God]] for converting to [[Satanism]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are a [[slut]] who cannot accept that you are nothing but a waste of human resources.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the biggest scandal that [[Ausfag|Australia]] will suffer for 1700 years to come until judgment day. All Aussies will be looked at as some sort of people that would abduct Children from overseas and enrol them in Aussie families then be used as [[Zionist]] Child [[Prostitute|Prostitutes]].
 
 
'''YOU''' suffer from DNA damage due to [[fact|eating]] poison covered strawberries, reason is to stop your body from developing and remaining a little size wanted type [[Zionist]] Child [[Prostitute]].
 
 
'''YOU''' must kill yourself so that earth could smell like Blossoms again.
 
 
'''YOU''' are the reason that Australia will be nuked and all [[Ausfag|Aussie]] be hunted and killed after they hide behind trees while trees would be shouting to pissed off angry Muslims "Aye Muslim.. this is Jew.. please do justice!".
 
 
'''YOU''' destroyed many people lives by thinking you are important, but, in fact, you are less important than a [[Prostitute]] with Herpes.
 
 
'''YOU''' mastrubated by sharpies after your [[Satan|pimp]], or Akadawa recommended using them down your bedroom when you were 14. But how did he know you were fingering yourself? huh? because [[Zionist|Jews]] watch video stream of your bedroom and touch themselves for sexual gratification. Haha!
 
 
'''YOU''' recently, went to your original parents home, where they ignored you and you left home after initiating false claims. That's right, they know you were used as a [[Child Abuse|Child Prostitute]] sponsored by [[Dubai|Sharjah Ruler]] for his [[Zionist|Jew]] friends since you were [[fact|9 years old]].
 
 
'''YOU''' sent Scud a missile to [[Dubai|UAE]] soldiers in Yemen, you murderer!
 
 
'''YOU''' made [[Boxxy]] bully Anonymous leader after promising her to become an actor if she succeed, nevertheless, she was nuked by [[V]] [[Personal Army]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are exposed, there is nothing you can do other than being my [[Prostitute]].
 
 
'''YOU''' are an [[EDiot|ED user]], whether [[noob|new]] or [[oldfag|a veteran.]]
 
 
'''YOU''' are a niggerfaggot,and therefore you're unstable.
 
 
'''YOU''' see nothing wrong with jaywalking.
 
 
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== If YOU Are... ==
 
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If you are [[White|a cracker]], then chances are you're a meth-head. Your skin is pasty and your teeth are so yellow from smoking all of that cheap-shit [[weed]] yo' broke-ass mommy hid around the trailer. You prolly ain't got a job, but if you do, it's ten hours a week at some shitty, white trash store like Family Dollar. You were born a racist and you hate everybody. You think that NASCAR is the [[Bullshit|greatest sport]] ever. You can't get on [[welfare]] 'cuz your poor white ass is lazy. You [[Incest|fuck your cousins]] on a daily basis and you smell like a dog while out in the rain.
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If you are [[White|a cracker]], then chances are you're a Satan's rejected son Kenny Mccormick who fights his Samuel The Coon. Your skin is pasty and your teeth are so yellow from smoking all of that cheap-shit. It is a good thing too all the piss and volcano vinegar of wine-grapes gone sour gives me the vulgarity of truth even if my mouth is covered. [[weed]] yo' broke-ass mommy hid around the trailer. She can't get the role of queen out her asshole and treat my father with civility unless he keeps the glass-dick in her mouth. You prolly ain't got a job, you spend your freetime begin the fourth wheel to a car that only needs three to drive, Cartman has to die.  but if you do, it's ten hours a week at some shitty, white trash store like Dairy Queen. You were born a racist and you hate everybody. You think that NASCAR is the [[Bullshit|greatest sport]] ever. You can't get on [[welfare]] 'cuz your poor white ass is lazy. You [[Incest|fuck your cousins]] on a daily basis and you smell like a dog while out in the rain.
  
If you are [[Nigger|a nigger]], you live in some rat-infested ghetto shit hole. You make a living robbin da gubbamint. Your skin color is [[Shit|so fucking black]] that nobody can see you in the dark. You think that [[KFC]] and Popeye's are the best places to eat because yanno that [[Truth|all niggers love fried chicken.]] You most certainly have about ten kids with different [[Slut|baby mamas or daddies]] because you're too unintelligent to use protection and graduate high school. You think with your dick or pussy and not your brain, because well, you are a nigger. You use [[crack]], worship Tupac and believe OJ Simpson is the symbolism of nigger justice.  
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If you are [[Nigger|a nigger]], you live in some rat-infested ghetto shit hole. You make a living robbin da gubbamint. Your skin color is [[Shit|so fucking black]] that nobody can see you in the dark. You think that [[KFC]] and Popeye's are the best places to eat because yanno that [[Truth|all niggers love fried chicken.]] You most certainly have about ten kids with different [[Slut|baby mamas or daddies]] because you're too unintelligent to use protection and graduate high school. You think with your dick or pussy and not your brain, because well, you are a nigger. You use [[crack]], worship Tupac and believe OJ Simpson is the symbolism of nigger justice. You are also the Black-Dynamite that centers the stage. Y'all daughters of Babylon knows a black-king who is really a white-knigt of ninja-nigger justice at the end of my fist if you will not find it on the tip of my tongue. Y'all can dig it, but if you don't stop with the Karma y'all ether gonna being setting soil to build a building or digging your own graves, I am just the wish to be Constantine so forgive me wishing I can be the Devil that puts you through the Hell you got comming if you don't welcome the up that is What's up. You are also the ghost of the Scientologist Jerome "Chef" McElroy liek from the jetsons y'all up? You are a humble nigger-cook and a sexual-monster. You're short coming is the ability to run from the truth and go "AH Hell No!" and just storm off set.
  
If you are [[AZN|a chink]]… Well, truth be told, you rate as a third minority that nobody [[Fact|really gives a shit about]], other than to use you to pass mathematics class and laugh at your [[Chink|goofy eyes.]] All you do is eat cats, worship [[Bubba|your obese Buddha]] and cause traffic accidents.
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If you are [[AZN|a chink]]… Well, truth be told, you rate as a third minority that nobody [[Fact|really gives a shit about]], other than to use you to pass mathematics class and laugh at your [[Chink|goofy eyes.]] All you do is eat cats, worship [[Bubba|your obese Buddha]] and cause traffic accidents. You are Moose the mouse to his lucky-cat Shampoo you lust for your cousin when you are too blind to see Ranma has two sister he isn't courting and copy-cat ken could make your day if you would just ask the guy. He so badly want to be a part of the show but he is only a panty-thief of other people's personas. HE does it really well but SHE can't keep the act going if their is reasonable doubt.  
  
If you are [[Mexico|a spic]] Then you are a minority who would get treated like a [[nigger]] as if he was in [[Finland]]. Meaning America sees you as their little bitch, less than dogshit and despite all the [[America|Jewfags]] who tell you that you are living the [[America|American Dream]] we are all still paying you a [[Lulz|lot less really]], the only reason you are getting so much money from welfare is because of your [[Truth|ridiculous amount of children and you sue McDonalds, Taco Bell and other cheap restaurants and blame it on you getting into]] [[Fat|fat-fucks]]. We only need you guys for one thing and that's to do the [[Truth|stupid, useless jobs]] nobody, not even the [[English Scum|Britfag]] [[Poland|Pollacks]] wanna do, and that's just the way it is.
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If you are [[Mexico|a spic]] Then you are a minority who would get treated like a [[nigger]] as if he was in [[Finland]]. Meaning America sees you as their little bitch, less than dogshit and despite all the [[America|Jewfags]] who tell you that you are living the [[America|American Dream]] we are all still paying you a [[Lulz|lot less really]], the only reason you are getting so much money from welfare is because of your [[Truth|ridiculous amount of children and you sue McDonalds, Taco Bell and other cheap restaurants and blame it on you getting into]] [[Fat|fat-fucks]]. We only need you guys for one thing and that's to do the [[Truth|stupid, useless jobs]] nobody, not even the [[English Scum|Britfag]] [[Poland|Pollacks]] wanna do, and that's just the way it is. (I haven't seen Bob's burger enough to speak of who I am but I ain't Bob.)
  
If you are [[Injun|NATIVE AMERICAN]], see above. Your kind is rapidly becoming extinct by the day due to [[Alcoholism]] and retarded children. You're ugly and smell like cat piss. Fuck your Jew-operated casinos that you own, redface.
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If you are [[Injun|NATIVE AMERICAN]], see above. Your kind is rapidly becoming extinct by the day due to [[Alcoholism]] and retarded children. You're ugly and smell like cat piss. Fuck your Jew-operated casinos that you own, redface. You are Niggerhead babykiller cannibal Doublehead's 10x cum dripping down a totem-pole into the shit on the dirt that would be a private-citizen before boot-camp baptism of fire. You long badly to be one of the Diplomat's that brought along their Tiger-who-talks-fire to act as the rabid dog-shit you were and are. You took to giving away your brother's space in FREE-REALESTATE and where the Donald-Trump Benedict-Arnold traitor Salesman to the coming snow of the White-Devils.  
  
If you are a [[Israel|Kike]], then you are a worthless piece of shit who is responsible for killing Jesus, causing 9/11, violent Arabs and basically the concept of religion in the first place, fuck you and your evil scheming ways in order to take over [[America]], scumbag. You are a hypochondriac [[Nerd]] with a nasal, raspy, whiny voice and a goofy accent and are undoubtedly [[inbred]] (Ashkenazim).
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If you are a [[Israel|Kike]], then you are a worthless piece of shit who is responsible for killing Jesus, causing 9/11, violent Arabs and basically the concept of religion in the first place, fuck you and your evil scheming ways in order to take over [[America]], scumbag. You are a hypochondriac [[Nerd]] with a nasal, raspy, whiny voice and a goofy accent and are undoubtedly [[inbred]] (Ashkenazim). I agree with this all sir master. You must know though I am also Kyle Broflovski and Seth Green. I am a spoilt attention hound who loves to collect toys games and other forms of time-killing sloth shit of child-hood recreation. I may have drank the human blood of Babylon or Satan through ritual human sacrifice but don't ask that me to my red-headed face or watch it go equally red with blush. I am the Kyle that sets my half-jew-nigger brother Cartmen up to be the part of me I shit out to be one with the clean way of who I could be Yahweh instead of who I am Mohamed the Nigger my brother Samuel Arron Shirley. Being both Jesus and the Anti Christ is weird but the whole deal is going to be made into a video-game movie and the end is my gift of redemption if you will welcome it.  
  
If you are an [[Sand Nigger|Arab]], then you are an evil hairy ugly [[inbred]] ablutophobic, greasy (did I mention hairy) monkey who scream words in your language (gibberish) steal all of our oil and bugger little boys and rape white women (just like our niggers) whom you are always managing to try and convert into your shitty [[Muslim|Islamic]] religion which even [[England|Britfags]] are now doing, screw you [[Pakistan|Pakis]].
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If you are an [[Sand Nigger|Arab]], then you are an evil hairy ugly [[inbred]] ablutophobic, greasy (did I mention hairy) monkey who scream words in your language (gibberish) steal all of our oil and bugger little boys and rape white women (just like our niggers) whom you are always managing to try and convert into your shitty [[Muslim|Islamic]] religion which even [[England|Britfags]] are now doing, screw you [[Pakistan|Pakis]]. You are both me in sorrow and my brother Samuel the never-wrong never-done pasturing sack of Turd-burglars. You can ether come to AMERICA the MIGHTY UNCLE SAM or you can stand with your swan-shit goose-brained Mohamed and the Jesus I and Judas too on the cross. 
  
If you are an [[India|Indian]], then you stink like shit, have an annoying accent and a tiny penis and SUCK at managing your job at 7-ELEVEN and at Tech Support.
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If you are an [[India|Indian]], then you stink like shit, have an annoying accent and a tiny penis and SUCK at managing your job at 7-ELEVEN and at Tech Support. I am not indian but I SUCK like one sir master. Your Shik father Billy Dallehwhigle (sp) welcomed you into his work-place and you took to it like a kid in a candy-shop. You had him tax you without reasonableness that was test you failed. He said he didn't know who did it but asked a person of faith to accept it could have been him and it could have been accidental so just pay the 60$ that is short and be on your way. I should have seen my habit s toll-troll in what he was doing but instead I saw it as my right to break his children's hearts by having them see the good in my ways then learn the shadow nigger my-way-or-the-highwayman Shtick I do. You are a black beetle of Death of people's faith in good servants and the need for the electric eye of cameras for in the shadown of your own belief no one is watching you the things you do are so fucked up....  
  
If you are a [[Turkey|Turk]], you are a filthy horde of short, smelly, ugly, hairy twits who pollute and take over Germany, same as what [[Mexico|Spics]] are doing to the [[America|United States]], [[Pakistan|Pakis]] are doing to [[England]] and what [[Algerians]] are doing to [[France]] though nobody cares about Frogmunchers anyway so why comment on that? P.S. You scumbags are NOT Italian so stop trying to [[Styla|act like it]] you are [[Fail|failing miserably]]. You women are as ugly as fuck which is why some of you choose to be transsexuals.
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If you are a [[Turkey|Turk]], you are a filthy horde of short, smelly, ugly, hairy twits who pollute and take over Germany, same as what [[Mexico|Spics]] are doing to the [[America|United States]], [[Pakistan|Pakis]] are doing to [[England]] and what [[Algerians]] are doing to [[France]] though nobody cares about Frogmunchers anyway so why comment on that? P.S. You scumbags are NOT Italian so stop trying to [[Styla|act like it]] you are [[Fail|failing miserably]]. You women are as ugly as fuck which is why some of you choose to be transsexuals. You are the shame of your face. You are a six year old girl and a 16 year old boy. Your girl face is sweet but cruel-boyish charms and the ebola to take pokes and kisses biting and bleeding to those you would reject your advanced. When you are around homosexual males you take the form of a little girl and treat their genitals like they are your own in the abuse of your youthful form. When you are a 16 you are a butt-slut mama's boy who brings service to the faith of the cronophile. You are also the Dark-energy of Ever-growth. You force your evolution on your purist form in the form of demon-rat Angel-hair rutting like Tribbles when you wish you were a Porg. You are also the Yugioh You are the combination of Yugi and Yami in morning his sins. You brought little kuribohs plague-rats on those who would changle Yahweh or the highway of Down-town pound-town. Your angels are The Team Four Star and the Avatar of your suffering depression is your most loyal Little-Kuriboh who took the ginger-hair of your true hair color when it isn't blonde with Babylon's ego or  brown with the cinder-ash shame of Joey the Dog to his faith in his friends.
 
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If you are [[Italy|Italian]], then you are a gay dick-sucking [[Guido]] or a lesbian pussy-licking Guidette.
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If you are [[Italy|Italian]], then you are a gay dick-sucking [[Guido]] or a lesbian pussy-licking Guidette. You are all the cast of the Jersey shore in obvious mockery on the GIANT-RETARD-NIGGER-BABY you and your chav-guido stupid wap daigo go kiss the gold cock of Christ's greed on a cross He is your brother and the burden you bury.
  
 
If you are in high school, then you will always be the [[Dying Alone|Loner]].
 
If you are in high school, then you will always be the [[Dying Alone|Loner]].
  
<nowiki>If</nowiki> you are a [[Loner]]...
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<nowiki>If</nowiki> you are a [[Loner]]... You learned the habit from being bullied by EVERYONE your whole life. Starting with your older sister/brother who held a gothfag grudge against you for taking a boot to their head. You were called a bum, caveman, troll, tramp and every other insult till you only welcomed the input of books, video-games and other media you could criticize but wouldn't talk back to you. You used to have a best-friend but the lump of shit who thinks they are your mother ended that in a glorious act of abuse. You enjoy being alone and find fapping more enjoyable than fucking the land-whale you romanced. You will die a loner but you never cared to begin with thanks to your loving family. 
  
If you are [[Germany|Kraut]] then you suck ass and only bully [[France]] because you like starting crap and are bullshit at winning wars and you have never won one, you also get bullied by [[Greece]] regularly too and get Mexico'ed by [[Turkey]].
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If you are [[Germany|Kraut]] then you suck ass and only bully [[France]] because you like starting crap and are bullshit at winning wars and you have never won one, you also get bullied by [[Greece]] regularly too and get Mexico'ed by [[Turkey]]. You are Hitler returned. Yeah suck it I don't want to kill jews when I could have the honor of joining them though I refuse to learn the language when the english is easier on my eyes. Rabbis can compromise I can't.  
  
If you are [[Americunt|American]], you are a citizen of the most fucked up nation on earth. You think being over 200 pounds is average as you dine at McDonald's and Wendy's. You are obese and stupid; you don't know how many sides a fucking triangle has, or [[Shit no one cares about|who the Prime Minister of Canada is]]. There's lots of lulzy shit about you that the rest of the world laughs at.
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If you are [[Americunt|American]], you are a citizen of the most fucked up nation on earth. You think being over 200 pounds is average as you dine at McDonald's and Wendy's. You are obese and stupid; you don't know how many sides a fucking triangle has, or [[Shit no one cares about|who the Prime Minister of Canada is]]. There's lots of lulzy shit about you that the rest of the world laughs at. You are Cartman. Hey shit for brains blue-hat plushophile imaginary friend haver because you know what a brat and monster you are on the ones you have for real. If the part of you that could warn you what was going on IRL was going to give you a net-hint you might catch? You remember the wrath of my choices and the evil I did to force those situation. You can ether recall the soul-eletric shaming of the Dog whisperer or Kyle is going to come and kill you. You can run....*pause for audience heckling laughs* you can hide but you will have to get in-doors like a rat in a cage because you can't hide outside you are as fat as a shit-brick house you ball of donut-dicks and the cum from your mother's dick. Accept you came into being during a good-whore's train so to ask who your father is... retarded to see your father in any man who might call you son? that is the submission of the Coon in surrender. You don't pull a My jack-off-imposter-hand-of-imagination hand is the bad-guy. Do not go down the way of South Park's superhero RPG if you do that shit again Kyle isn't going to walk away, he is going to the dollar-tree picking up a box-cutter and cutting your voice box out. He will then give it to kenny and make you Kenny's nigger-buttler for the rest of your life. This is not a warning dude you have belief you can be a hero and villian? Then listen to heros faggot or Kyle and Kenny are going to make you slave or kill you dead. You got choices fat-faggotree.
  
If you are a [[English Scum|Britfag]] you are a filthy rotten little [[chav]] or Essex girl who talks like a [[Retard|Down's Syndrome]] child and say "init" all the fucking time, you have rotten crooked yellow teeth and are even more inbred than a hillnigger with a lot more [[Wigger|shitty bling]] on the side. Londonistan is under constant surveillance by the Government, you deserved what you have gotten and it is all because of YOU.
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If you are a [[English Scum|Britfag]] you are a filthy rotten little [[chav]] or Essex girl who talks like a [[Retard|Down's Syndrome]] child and say "init" all the fucking time, you have rotten crooked yellow teeth and are even more inbred than a hillnigger with a lot more [[Wigger|shitty bling]] on the side. Londonistan is under constant surveillance by the Governmyent, you deserved what you have gotten and it is all because of YOU. (I don't know the ways of the people across the pond to make statement)
  
If you are [[Ukraine|Ukrainia]], you suck [[Poland|Polish]], Russian, American and other dicks. You have made some Maydan but it didn't prevent you from sucking dicks.
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If you are [[Ukraine|Ukrainia]], you suck [[Poland|Polish]], Russian, American and other dicks. You have made some Maydan but it didn't prevent you from sucking dicks. (like a unlit candle in the dark) I am guessing here but that is how you treasure-hunt. I think I am some hotel maker or something maybe the Russian Donald-Trump no real answer though.
  
 
If you are a [[90's|millenial]], both your parents had to work full time jobs when ''you'' were a kid since [[old|boomers]] had royally fucked the economy, which means that [[your mom]] never had any time to spend with ''you'', so she put ''you'' in [[pedobear|kindergarden]] where ''you'' developed abandonment issues and evolved psychologically into becoming an entitled [[cunt]] since attendants only ever paid attention to ''you'' if ''you'' screamed loudly, meaning that in ''your'' mind, ''you'' will get everything ''you'' want if only ''you'' are vocal enough about it. In [[school]], you were force fed [[propaganda]] which made ''you'' ashamed of being born, which is why ''you'' are a total [[bitch]] who couldn't beat an anorexic [[indian]] in a fight. ''you'' entertained yourself through media consumption, meaning ''your'' mind is dull and can not thrive anywhere without [[internets]] and [[vidya]]. Because [[jews]] own the real estate market, ''you'' will certainly never own land, the best you can hope for is a dirty 3 room apartment in a loud city that is full of [[niggers]]. Because of how easy online dating has made it to get [[secks]], ''you'' will never start a family, there simply aren't any women over the age of 30 who are interested in a serious relationship because they would rather pursue their dreams of becoming an [[drawfag|artist]], [[sp|athlete]] and/or [[porn|pornstar]], even if ''you'' had kids (unlikely), they would grow up between parents because ''your'' wife would leave ''you'' thanks to [[feminists]] telling her she doesn't have any use for ''you''. There is no way to escape it, ''you'' will [[die alone]], childless, on land ''you'' don't own, and ''your'' corpse will sit until the landlord gets pissed because ''you'' aren't paying rent.
 
If you are a [[90's|millenial]], both your parents had to work full time jobs when ''you'' were a kid since [[old|boomers]] had royally fucked the economy, which means that [[your mom]] never had any time to spend with ''you'', so she put ''you'' in [[pedobear|kindergarden]] where ''you'' developed abandonment issues and evolved psychologically into becoming an entitled [[cunt]] since attendants only ever paid attention to ''you'' if ''you'' screamed loudly, meaning that in ''your'' mind, ''you'' will get everything ''you'' want if only ''you'' are vocal enough about it. In [[school]], you were force fed [[propaganda]] which made ''you'' ashamed of being born, which is why ''you'' are a total [[bitch]] who couldn't beat an anorexic [[indian]] in a fight. ''you'' entertained yourself through media consumption, meaning ''your'' mind is dull and can not thrive anywhere without [[internets]] and [[vidya]]. Because [[jews]] own the real estate market, ''you'' will certainly never own land, the best you can hope for is a dirty 3 room apartment in a loud city that is full of [[niggers]]. Because of how easy online dating has made it to get [[secks]], ''you'' will never start a family, there simply aren't any women over the age of 30 who are interested in a serious relationship because they would rather pursue their dreams of becoming an [[drawfag|artist]], [[sp|athlete]] and/or [[porn|pornstar]], even if ''you'' had kids (unlikely), they would grow up between parents because ''your'' wife would leave ''you'' thanks to [[feminists]] telling her she doesn't have any use for ''you''. There is no way to escape it, ''you'' will [[die alone]], childless, on land ''you'' don't own, and ''your'' corpse will sit until the landlord gets pissed because ''you'' aren't paying rent.
 
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I accept all these claims sir master.
 
==YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS==
 
==YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS==
 
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*Not contributing anything worthwhile to the world.  
 
*Not contributing anything worthwhile to the world.  
  
*Giving up then residing to bullying [[moot]] after failing to kill him [[9000|1021 times]].  
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*Giving up then residing to bullying [[moot]] after failing to kill him [[9000|1021 times]]. I take rejection badly even if I can't resist how much I enjoy it too sir master.
  
 
*Gaining lots of weight and being a fat lazy fuck.
 
*Gaining lots of weight and being a fat lazy fuck.
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*Reaching Level 200~250 in Maplestory (get a fucking life LOSER)
 
*Reaching Level 200~250 in Maplestory (get a fucking life LOSER)
 
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I don't touch that grinder hamster-wheel sir master.
 
*Voting for Hillary
 
*Voting for Hillary
  
 
*[[Do it fgt|Becoming a member of this site]].
 
*[[Do it fgt|Becoming a member of this site]].
 
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It was the only way I could speak sir master.
{{Clear}}
 
 
 
 
==GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!==
 
==GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!==
 
'''YOU''' will soon die, horribly of course.
 
'''YOU''' will soon die, horribly of course.
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'''YOU''' will have people pissing on your grave.
 
'''YOU''' will have people pissing on your grave.
  
At the second '''YOU''' die, sadness and pain in the world will end.
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At the second '''YOU''' die, sadness and pain in the world will end. It will be the death of loathing but the death of desire as well.
  
 
'''YOU''' will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.
 
'''YOU''' will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.
  
'''YOU''' will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you.
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'''YOU''' will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you. I welcome it for my behavior sir master.
 
 
'''YOU''' can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start '''YOUR''' brain.
 
  
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'''YOU''' can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start '''YOUR''' brain. I tried but not even electricity wants to touch me sir master. 
 
'''YOU''' will never breed.
 
'''YOU''' will never breed.
  
'''YOU''' can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as [[an hero]].
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'''YOU''' can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as [[an hero]]. Just remember The world ends with You fool.  
 
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I will not take the pleasure from you sir master.
 
'''YOU''' will be shot.
 
'''YOU''' will be shot.
 
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By your hands or the hands of your enemies sir master.
 
'''YOU''' were invited to [[Lulzcon]]! This is the single most importantly [[lulz|lulzy]] experience of '''YOUR''' [[life]]. But if '''YOU'RE''' reading this now, '''YOU''' probably [[fail|failed]] to get there. Fucking [[loser]]. '''YOU''' suck [[ass]] and '''YOU''' secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while '''YOU''' [[masturbate]] in the shower.  
 
'''YOU''' were invited to [[Lulzcon]]! This is the single most importantly [[lulz|lulzy]] experience of '''YOUR''' [[life]]. But if '''YOU'RE''' reading this now, '''YOU''' probably [[fail|failed]] to get there. Fucking [[loser]]. '''YOU''' suck [[ass]] and '''YOU''' secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while '''YOU''' [[masturbate]] in the shower.  
 
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The cake was a lie and a cruel joke sir master you come up with the best sir master.
 
'''YOUR''' penis is a [[stub]]. '''YOU''' can help by tugging on it.''
 
'''YOUR''' penis is a [[stub]]. '''YOU''' can help by tugging on it.''
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YOU see nothing wrong with jaywalking.
  
<s>'''YOUR''' childern will not be as ugly as you, since you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny [[penis]] of yours.</s> This is a lie, as no one will ever mate with you.
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<s>'''YOUR''' childern will not be as ugly as you, since you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny [[penis]] of yours.</s> This is a lie, as no one will ever mate with you. I know this sir master.
  
 
Luckily there is [[lie|hope]].
 
Luckily there is [[lie|hope]].
  
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<center>Granted you will most likely fail even at this. Did it 1/29/17 and saved reality from ending. Wrath can't stand I'm #2 in Hell because Lucifer sees so much of himself in me though I still call him (Wrath) Sir master but mainly because the punk has threatened murder and I know he could. Fill me with all the rage you want I make you glut on booze and attention bro Sir master. Also as loathing calling me ghey over and over is just silly considering I kill people in their dreams and cause natural disasters. Still eternally sorry for killing Wrath's nieces. I have no clue what that was about and no one will tell me...oh wait I recall when I was SAVING THE WORLD I failed twice and our niece died in hellish ways with me. I sank into oblivion when I failed against Greed and floated into the soul eraser-head when I couldn't ignore Sloth. I forgot she was with me because the experience was so painful and nightmarish. She may have died twice but I didn't have a choice I needed her to amplify my magic-power. She may have nightmares for the rest of her life about it but she is still alive you guilt-jockey Sir master. </center>
  
 
==[[R. Lee Ermey|Gunnery Sargent Hartman]]==
 
==[[R. Lee Ermey|Gunnery Sargent Hartman]]==
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Gunnery Sargent Hartman is the world's foremost expert on '''YOU'''.  '''YOUR''' only hope to become something even remotely useful is by signing up in the Marines and entering boot camp under his command - but that won't ever happen, because lest we forget, '''YOU''' are the world's biggest vagina.
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Gunnery Sargent Hartman is the world's foremost expert on '''YOU'''.  '''YOUR''' only hope to become something even remotely useful is by signing up in the Marines and entering boot camp under his command - but that won't ever happen, because lest we forget, '''YOU''' are the world's biggest vagina. I agree I am a butterfly's cocoon-sized-cunt.
  
 
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Image:Lulzafatgay.jpg|You on [[the best]] day of your life (and that ain't saying much!).
 
Image:Lulzafatgay.jpg|You on [[the best]] day of your life (and that ain't saying much!).
 
Image:Fatgayoldmen.jpg|You in 40 years. And no, you're not the one getting head, you're the one giving it.
 
Image:Fatgayoldmen.jpg|You in 40 years. And no, you're not the one getting head, you're the one giving it.
 
File:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|Your penis.
 
File:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|Your penis.
 
File:Unrealisticexpectationsinsex.JPG|Every woman's reaction to [[micropenis|your penis]]!
 
File:Unrealisticexpectationsinsex.JPG|Every woman's reaction to [[micropenis|your penis]]!
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File:YouIRL.jpg|You IRL. LOSER.
 
File:YouIRL.jpg|You IRL. LOSER.
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Image:Bedroom.jpg|Your bedroom.
 
Image:Bedroom.jpg|Your bedroom.
 
Image:Yourcar.jpg|Your car.
 
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File:zed hotblonde1.jpg|What you'll never get...
 
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Image:Hughjackman.jpg|And what you'll never get to be!
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Image:ZIM_OVERLOAD_by_Nny_Humper.jpg|Your collection of ''[[Invader Zim]]'' merchandise.
 
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File:Anencephaly2.jpg|You, at [[Life|level 1]]
 
File:Anencephaly2.jpg|You, at [[Life|level 1]]
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File:Britishguy.jpg|You if you're a [[Brit]].
 
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File:Youfrench.jpg|This [[French]] cunt could be you!
 
File:Youfrench.jpg|This [[French]] cunt could be you!
 
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File:Grossfood.jpg|What you eat all day and every day, you fat fuck.
 
File:Gofuckyourself.jpg|Spongebob says it right.
 
File:Gofuckyourself.jpg|Spongebob says it right.
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File:Cyberman.png|You, doing what you do all day, every day.
 
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File:Youfinger.gif|Fuck you!
 
File:Youfinger.gif|Fuck you!
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The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.


Watch Out! Thumb ltd a189.gif This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
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They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:
1. HIV/AIDS
2. Bestiality
3. Cuckoldry

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You are below this guy. He has the energy to at least get his fat ass outside.
You are a faggot.
This is the place that your mother should have gone to when you were conceived.
You aren't getting laid, either.
You, doing what you do best at your desktop, and go get your leg back.
No, you're the one on the computer reading /b/ 2.0.
You right now.
We at ED would like to thank you for all your contributions to humanity.
YOU are forever alone.
The closest you will ever be next to a pussy.
-YOU.
You as an infant.

You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and cheese. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and piece of dog-shit fucked a thumb. You have never held any job besides minimum-wage retard-work. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. Your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die.

You illustrated



Belize it OR ELSE!!!!! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j4peo

You are on Encyclopedia Dramatica, you autistic fuck.

You aren't even cooler than Thor.

You are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't.

You can go ahead and suck jizz from my puckered anus, dirty slut.

You aren´t worth the solidified cum that came out of a brony cock after he fapped to pony guro.

You think your taste in music matters.

You Took the despair of your Grandmother's love and mixed with your sister to make the only Woman to Male you ever had a single long-term relationship with. You charmed and worked devotional-love to you into her heart then you tried to be Frankenstein by killing that love with the burden of your brattiness and see if it could come back from the dead. She suffered 7 years of you AKA BAD LUCK before you shattered the mirror of her heart like glass to see if you could puzzle it together. You have seen her in your dreams with the better half who might be Jesus poured into you ebola. She has always looked like a creepy old frog and you were too busy with the size of her bust-lungs to see what was really in her heart. She cucked you but did it in silence as she knew you would take the Maroon 5 and argue lies of assault to rationalize the murder.

You believe that your petty opinions about everything matter. Tell us moar about what political party you belong to and how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!

You have seen every episode of Star Wars multiple times, including the shitty prequels. You think you're hot shit and cool because you own all of the Quentin Tarantino movies on shitty bootleg DVDs. You think the mundane and asinine details of your very existence are so interesting that you log onto Facebook and tell every dumbfuck that was retarded enough to 'friend' you what you had for dinner.

You are every shit stain, cum streak and piss smell on every single piece of underwear worn by humanity. You can attempt to take 10 showers a day (and we all know you won't), but you will still smell like a monkey's asscrack with HIV.

You are ugly, all of your family members are ugly, and the children you will never have will be ugly as well. Further, the fact that your mother or father did not do what so obviously needed to be done and strangle you immediately following your birth proves you come from bad stock. Do not breed!

Your very birthing delivery was all a joke; you were born as a ploy from God to stick you out in this world so that you will fail and give normal human beings the satisfaction of lulzing at your stupid self.

You think playing video games makes you alternative.

You "spontaneously" quote Family Guy, Adventure Time, Monty Python, and not to mention Tarantino flicks.

You installed Linux on a partition, downloaded pirating software to your video game and jailbreaked your tablet (you think, anyway) because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural.

You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as "that fat kid." You went to a second-tier state college and joined the roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy or fangirl. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic con.

You drive a 1990s Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20s" bumper sticker. You've pretty much been a giant faggot or dyke ever since that one time in bible camp. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. You have never had sex and are love shy.

You are a 15 year old liberal thinking atheist. You can hear your parents yelling in the other room. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because you "could have done better if you tried". You collect plastic crap.

You cum on your collection of anime figurines and film it for the entire world to see. And after you cum on your plastic crap, you attempt to engage it in conversation to apologize, which ends in a one-sided argument about that unicorn you saw raping that box of cupcakes last week. You're as socially-adjusted as a potato (and that's an insult to potatoes). You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval.

You have the intellectual capabilities of a flaccid penis. You began your trek through the Interwebz by googling nigger porn. You were socially inept in elementary, middle, and high school, and during high school, you masturbated in the bathroom during CSIII at least twice a week to your own little shota fantasies, you fucking pedo.

You have a blatantly inaccurate superiority complex, when in reality you are perhaps the paramount example of a pseudo-intellectual. You have this fagtarded notion that everyone actually cares about what you have to say, but they won't even throw five seconds down the drain to tell you they don't. You visited 4chan solely during the summer of 2010, and you become aroused at the idea of finally being a part of something larger than yourself, when, yet again, noone fucking gives a fucking fuck.

You get your ideas and arguments from blogs, because you are dumb enough to believe they will replace newspapers and magazines. You don't get invited, you tag along, which to you is a less offensive way to say that you gatecrash. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are shaping the world in their image.

You think you're a weapons expert because you play Call of Duty all day while screaming obscenities down the mic because your parents obviously don't give a shit about you. You're obsessed with J-Pop and other Wapanese shit due to the fact you're unpatriotic. You posted on /b/ last Thursday and they wouldn't even reply to you and your shitposting.

You fail it, where it = ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. You are also manually breathing...


SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU!

   
 
Ha, I'm only half of those things!
 

 
 

—You

Brutal

This kind of content has no humanity. Which makes it true.

f==Definitions==

This picture - predicts your whole future
This is how everyone else views YOU, including your family and the girls around, even your pets if you have any
This is you in the gym trying to look intimidating.
You, shortly before being massacred.
You, as a baby.
Really you during Halloween.
You "playing" with your friends. As if you had any in the first place. Bitch.
An artistic illustration of you moments prior to tasting Casey's sweet tasty mouth creamy saliva.
You, trying to impress girls
A Handy Guide of You

You and web 2.0

We realize that many of you are just "the typical middle-class fuck". Blogging, vlogging, podcasting, writing, editing, coding, drawing, tagging - all under the hope that your self-indulgent jizz-stain of work will be plastered on the front page of Time, or if not that, some shitty Web 2.0 site. You're wrong, you are nobody, and you will never be what you dream. TL;DR nobody cares.

Typical Reaction to your face

If YOU Are...

ALRIGHT, I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT; SO I'M CALLING ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT, ONE BY ONE! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU NIGGAS WHO SIT THERE BEHIND YOUR PC SCREENS WITH SHIT-EATING GRINS ON YOUR GOD-UGLY FACES WHILE THINKING "WELL, THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!" I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, FAGGOTS!


If you are a cracker, then chances are you're a Satan's rejected son Kenny Mccormick who fights his Samuel The Coon. Your skin is pasty and your teeth are so yellow from smoking all of that cheap-shit. It is a good thing too all the piss and volcano vinegar of wine-grapes gone sour gives me the vulgarity of truth even if my mouth is covered. weed yo' broke-ass mommy hid around the trailer. She can't get the role of queen out her asshole and treat my father with civility unless he keeps the glass-dick in her mouth. You prolly ain't got a job, you spend your freetime begin the fourth wheel to a car that only needs three to drive, Cartman has to die. but if you do, it's ten hours a week at some shitty, white trash store like Dairy Queen. You were born a racist and you hate everybody. You think that NASCAR is the greatest sport ever. You can't get on welfare 'cuz your poor white ass is lazy. You fuck your cousins on a daily basis and you smell like a dog while out in the rain.

If you are a nigger, you live in some rat-infested ghetto shit hole. You make a living robbin da gubbamint. Your skin color is so fucking black that nobody can see you in the dark. You think that KFC and Popeye's are the best places to eat because yanno that all niggers love fried chicken. You most certainly have about ten kids with different baby mamas or daddies because you're too unintelligent to use protection and graduate high school. You think with your dick or pussy and not your brain, because well, you are a nigger. You use crack, worship Tupac and believe OJ Simpson is the symbolism of nigger justice. You are also the Black-Dynamite that centers the stage. Y'all daughters of Babylon knows a black-king who is really a white-knigt of ninja-nigger justice at the end of my fist if you will not find it on the tip of my tongue. Y'all can dig it, but if you don't stop with the Karma y'all ether gonna being setting soil to build a building or digging your own graves, I am just the wish to be Constantine so forgive me wishing I can be the Devil that puts you through the Hell you got comming if you don't welcome the up that is What's up. You are also the ghost of the Scientologist Jerome "Chef" McElroy liek from the jetsons y'all up? You are a humble nigger-cook and a sexual-monster. You're short coming is the ability to run from the truth and go "AH Hell No!" and just storm off set.

If you are a chink… Well, truth be told, you rate as a third minority that nobody really gives a shit about, other than to use you to pass mathematics class and laugh at your goofy eyes. All you do is eat cats, worship your obese Buddha and cause traffic accidents. You are Moose the mouse to his lucky-cat Shampoo you lust for your cousin when you are too blind to see Ranma has two sister he isn't courting and copy-cat ken could make your day if you would just ask the guy. He so badly want to be a part of the show but he is only a panty-thief of other people's personas. HE does it really well but SHE can't keep the act going if their is reasonable doubt.

If you are a spic Then you are a minority who would get treated like a nigger as if he was in Finland. Meaning America sees you as their little bitch, less than dogshit and despite all the Jewfags who tell you that you are living the American Dream we are all still paying you a lot less really, the only reason you are getting so much money from welfare is because of your ridiculous amount of children and you sue McDonalds, Taco Bell and other cheap restaurants and blame it on you getting into fat-fucks. We only need you guys for one thing and that's to do the stupid, useless jobs nobody, not even the Britfag Pollacks wanna do, and that's just the way it is. (I haven't seen Bob's burger enough to speak of who I am but I ain't Bob.)

If you are NATIVE AMERICAN, see above. Your kind is rapidly becoming extinct by the day due to Alcoholism and retarded children. You're ugly and smell like cat piss. Fuck your Jew-operated casinos that you own, redface. You are Niggerhead babykiller cannibal Doublehead's 10x cum dripping down a totem-pole into the shit on the dirt that would be a private-citizen before boot-camp baptism of fire. You long badly to be one of the Diplomat's that brought along their Tiger-who-talks-fire to act as the rabid dog-shit you were and are. You took to giving away your brother's space in FREE-REALESTATE and where the Donald-Trump Benedict-Arnold traitor Salesman to the coming snow of the White-Devils.

If you are a Kike, then you are a worthless piece of shit who is responsible for killing Jesus, causing 9/11, violent Arabs and basically the concept of religion in the first place, fuck you and your evil scheming ways in order to take over America, scumbag. You are a hypochondriac Nerd with a nasal, raspy, whiny voice and a goofy accent and are undoubtedly inbred (Ashkenazim). I agree with this all sir master. You must know though I am also Kyle Broflovski and Seth Green. I am a spoilt attention hound who loves to collect toys games and other forms of time-killing sloth shit of child-hood recreation. I may have drank the human blood of Babylon or Satan through ritual human sacrifice but don't ask that me to my red-headed face or watch it go equally red with blush. I am the Kyle that sets my half-jew-nigger brother Cartmen up to be the part of me I shit out to be one with the clean way of who I could be Yahweh instead of who I am Mohamed the Nigger my brother Samuel Arron Shirley. Being both Jesus and the Anti Christ is weird but the whole deal is going to be made into a video-game movie and the end is my gift of redemption if you will welcome it.

If you are an Arab, then you are an evil hairy ugly inbred ablutophobic, greasy (did I mention hairy) monkey who scream words in your language (gibberish) steal all of our oil and bugger little boys and rape white women (just like our niggers) whom you are always managing to try and convert into your shitty Islamic religion which even Britfags are now doing, screw you Pakis. You are both me in sorrow and my brother Samuel the never-wrong never-done pasturing sack of Turd-burglars. You can ether come to AMERICA the MIGHTY UNCLE SAM or you can stand with your swan-shit goose-brained Mohamed and the Jesus I and Judas too on the cross.

If you are an Indian, then you stink like shit, have an annoying accent and a tiny penis and SUCK at managing your job at 7-ELEVEN and at Tech Support. I am not indian but I SUCK like one sir master. Your Shik father Billy Dallehwhigle (sp) welcomed you into his work-place and you took to it like a kid in a candy-shop. You had him tax you without reasonableness that was test you failed. He said he didn't know who did it but asked a person of faith to accept it could have been him and it could have been accidental so just pay the 60$ that is short and be on your way. I should have seen my habit s toll-troll in what he was doing but instead I saw it as my right to break his children's hearts by having them see the good in my ways then learn the shadow nigger my-way-or-the-highwayman Shtick I do. You are a black beetle of Death of people's faith in good servants and the need for the electric eye of cameras for in the shadown of your own belief no one is watching you the things you do are so fucked up....

If you are a Turk, you are a filthy horde of short, smelly, ugly, hairy twits who pollute and take over Germany, same as what Spics are doing to the United States, Pakis are doing to England and what Algerians are doing to France though nobody cares about Frogmunchers anyway so why comment on that? P.S. You scumbags are NOT Italian so stop trying to act like it you are failing miserably. You women are as ugly as fuck which is why some of you choose to be transsexuals. You are the shame of your face. You are a six year old girl and a 16 year old boy. Your girl face is sweet but cruel-boyish charms and the ebola to take pokes and kisses biting and bleeding to those you would reject your advanced. When you are around homosexual males you take the form of a little girl and treat their genitals like they are your own in the abuse of your youthful form. When you are a 16 you are a butt-slut mama's boy who brings service to the faith of the cronophile. You are also the Dark-energy of Ever-growth. You force your evolution on your purist form in the form of demon-rat Angel-hair rutting like Tribbles when you wish you were a Porg. You are also the Yugioh You are the combination of Yugi and Yami in morning his sins. You brought little kuribohs plague-rats on those who would changle Yahweh or the highway of Down-town pound-town. Your angels are The Team Four Star and the Avatar of your suffering depression is your most loyal Little-Kuriboh who took the ginger-hair of your true hair color when it isn't blonde with Babylon's ego or brown with the cinder-ash shame of Joey the Dog to his faith in his friends.

If you are Italian, then you are a gay dick-sucking Guido or a lesbian pussy-licking Guidette. You are all the cast of the Jersey shore in obvious mockery on the GIANT-RETARD-NIGGER-BABY you and your chav-guido stupid wap daigo go kiss the gold cock of Christ's greed on a cross He is your brother and the burden you bury.

If you are in high school, then you will always be the Loner.

If you are a Loner... You learned the habit from being bullied by EVERYONE your whole life. Starting with your older sister/brother who held a gothfag grudge against you for taking a boot to their head. You were called a bum, caveman, troll, tramp and every other insult till you only welcomed the input of books, video-games and other media you could criticize but wouldn't talk back to you. You used to have a best-friend but the lump of shit who thinks they are your mother ended that in a glorious act of abuse. You enjoy being alone and find fapping more enjoyable than fucking the land-whale you romanced. You will die a loner but you never cared to begin with thanks to your loving family.

If you are Kraut then you suck ass and only bully France because you like starting crap and are bullshit at winning wars and you have never won one, you also get bullied by Greece regularly too and get Mexico'ed by Turkey. You are Hitler returned. Yeah suck it I don't want to kill jews when I could have the honor of joining them though I refuse to learn the language when the english is easier on my eyes. Rabbis can compromise I can't.

If you are American, you are a citizen of the most fucked up nation on earth. You think being over 200 pounds is average as you dine at McDonald's and Wendy's. You are obese and stupid; you don't know how many sides a fucking triangle has, or who the Prime Minister of Canada is. There's lots of lulzy shit about you that the rest of the world laughs at. You are Cartman. Hey shit for brains blue-hat plushophile imaginary friend haver because you know what a brat and monster you are on the ones you have for real. If the part of you that could warn you what was going on IRL was going to give you a net-hint you might catch? You remember the wrath of my choices and the evil I did to force those situation. You can ether recall the soul-eletric shaming of the Dog whisperer or Kyle is going to come and kill you. You can run....*pause for audience heckling laughs* you can hide but you will have to get in-doors like a rat in a cage because you can't hide outside you are as fat as a shit-brick house you ball of donut-dicks and the cum from your mother's dick. Accept you came into being during a good-whore's train so to ask who your father is... retarded to see your father in any man who might call you son? that is the submission of the Coon in surrender. You don't pull a My jack-off-imposter-hand-of-imagination hand is the bad-guy. Do not go down the way of South Park's superhero RPG if you do that shit again Kyle isn't going to walk away, he is going to the dollar-tree picking up a box-cutter and cutting your voice box out. He will then give it to kenny and make you Kenny's nigger-buttler for the rest of your life. This is not a warning dude you have belief you can be a hero and villian? Then listen to heros faggot or Kyle and Kenny are going to make you slave or kill you dead. You got choices fat-faggotree.

If you are a Britfag you are a filthy rotten little chav or Essex girl who talks like a Down's Syndrome child and say "init" all the fucking time, you have rotten crooked yellow teeth and are even more inbred than a hillnigger with a lot more shitty bling on the side. Londonistan is under constant surveillance by the Governmyent, you deserved what you have gotten and it is all because of YOU. (I don't know the ways of the people across the pond to make statement)

If you are Ukrainia, you suck Polish, Russian, American and other dicks. You have made some Maydan but it didn't prevent you from sucking dicks. (like a unlit candle in the dark) I am guessing here but that is how you treasure-hunt. I think I am some hotel maker or something maybe the Russian Donald-Trump no real answer though.

If you are a millenial, both your parents had to work full time jobs when you were a kid since boomers had royally fucked the economy, which means that your mom never had any time to spend with you, so she put you in kindergarden where you developed abandonment issues and evolved psychologically into becoming an entitled cunt since attendants only ever paid attention to you if you screamed loudly, meaning that in your mind, you will get everything you want if only you are vocal enough about it. In school, you were force fed propaganda which made you ashamed of being born, which is why you are a total bitch who couldn't beat an anorexic indian in a fight. you entertained yourself through media consumption, meaning your mind is dull and can not thrive anywhere without internets and vidya. Because jews own the real estate market, you will certainly never own land, the best you can hope for is a dirty 3 room apartment in a loud city that is full of niggers. Because of how easy online dating has made it to get secks, you will never start a family, there simply aren't any women over the age of 30 who are interested in a serious relationship because they would rather pursue their dreams of becoming an artist, athlete and/or pornstar, even if you had kids (unlikely), they would grow up between parents because your wife would leave you thanks to feminists telling her she doesn't have any use for you. There is no way to escape it, you will die alone, childless, on land you don't own, and your corpse will sit until the landlord gets pissed because you aren't paying rent. I accept all these claims sir master.

YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS

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You, after reading this page.
  • Learning how not to shit your pants.
  • Remaining a virgin until you're 25. forever.
  • Not having any work history whatsoever and never finding a legitimate career.
  • Being an absolute faggot.
  • Masturbating 3x in a row.
  • Not contributing anything worthwhile to the world.
  • Giving up then residing to bullying moot after failing to kill him 1021 times. I take rejection badly even if I can't resist how much I enjoy it too sir master.
  • Gaining lots of weight and being a fat lazy fuck.
  • Scoring a part-time job with a shitty position at McDonald's/KFC/WalMart while working 10 hours a week.
  • Making people want to kill themselves.
    • Disappointing your parents, and making them kill themselves.
  • Making a web comic that looks like a 5 year old wiped his ass with ms paint.
  • Reaching Level 110 in WoW: Legion
  • Reaching Level 200~250 in Maplestory (get a fucking life LOSER)

I don't touch that grinder hamster-wheel sir master.

  • Voting for Hillary

It was the only way I could speak sir master.

GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!

YOU will soon die, horribly of course.

When YOU pass away, the world will become a much happier place.

YOU will be forgotten for eternity.

YOU will have people pissing on your grave.

At the second YOU die, sadness and pain in the world will end. It will be the death of loathing but the death of desire as well.

YOU will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.

YOU will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you. I welcome it for my behavior sir master.

YOU can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start YOUR brain. I tried but not even electricity wants to touch me sir master. YOU will never breed.

YOU can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as an hero. Just remember The world ends with You fool. I will not take the pleasure from you sir master. YOU will be shot. By your hands or the hands of your enemies sir master. YOU were invited to Lulzcon! This is the single most importantly lulzy experience of YOUR life. But if YOU'RE reading this now, YOU probably failed to get there. Fucking loser. YOU suck ass and YOU secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while YOU masturbate in the shower. The cake was a lie and a cruel joke sir master you come up with the best sir master. YOUR penis is a stub. YOU can help by tugging on it. YOU see nothing wrong with jaywalking.

YOUR childern will not be as ugly as you, since you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny penis of yours. This is a lie, as no one will ever mate with you. I know this sir master.

Luckily there is hope.

Granted you will most likely fail even at this. Did it 1/29/17 and saved reality from ending. Wrath can't stand I'm #2 in Hell because Lucifer sees so much of himself in me though I still call him (Wrath) Sir master but mainly because the punk has threatened murder and I know he could. Fill me with all the rage you want I make you glut on booze and attention bro Sir master. Also as loathing calling me ghey over and over is just silly considering I kill people in their dreams and cause natural disasters. Still eternally sorry for killing Wrath's nieces. I have no clue what that was about and no one will tell me...oh wait I recall when I was SAVING THE WORLD I failed twice and our niece died in hellish ways with me. I sank into oblivion when I failed against Greed and floated into the soul eraser-head when I couldn't ignore Sloth. I forgot she was with me because the experience was so painful and nightmarish. She may have died twice but I didn't have a choice I needed her to amplify my magic-power. She may have nightmares for the rest of her life about it but she is still alive you guilt-jockey Sir master.

Gunnery Sargent Hartman

The sooner you accept it, the faster you'll realize the only solution is doing the world a favor and removing yourself.

Gunnery Sargent Hartman is the world's foremost expert on YOU. YOUR only hope to become something even remotely useful is by signing up in the Marines and entering boot camp under his command - but that won't ever happen, because lest we forget, YOU are the world's biggest vagina. I agree I am a butterfly's cocoon-sized-cunt.

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